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[challenge entry] my tuppence worth before work drags me kicking and screaming back to reality

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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I wanna stick my foot up his ass
which is in a spiked shoe
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# His ass is in a spiked shoe?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Yes
He has the money. Though I heard he needs more. Poor chap. Let's kick him till he pees blood.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# *votes for cenaris*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Oh that joker!
He was only joking, you know? It was terribly dry and witty, but it was just a joke.

What's that?

Well yes that's kind of how I thought it sounded too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# He worded his response very carefully...
He never said it was a joke.
He said he 'may have' made the comments 'in jest'.

Which is of course completely different to to it 'being a joke'.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Honestly - just one day in the HoP, with all the doors and windows locked.
Please?

Pretty please?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# arf
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I wanna stick bannatynes face on this
But I really can't be arsed

And I WILL give you a game of CoD4 at somepoint, my internet is too pants here to even bother trying tho :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# booo...
*awaits*

Only two weeks til Batman: Arkham and my life will officially end

How's The Ashes?
never really seen the point of cricket computer games
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# it's good fun
was only £25 in asda

Is the batman one good? Ive not got round to trying thte demo out.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# The demo was fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Ha!
Top work!

I do have to say, I had always been quite keen on Alan Duncan. As a fool, rather than an MP, granted, but this week he has gone too far.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I just always found the idea
of a gay Tory a mild novelty that i was willing to tolerate

But no more!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# you mean an openly gay tory
as opposed to the ones that are married and denying it was anything more than a fun initiation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# This^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# or the life long batchelors
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Indeed...
the only other one I can think of is Matthew Paris, who won huge bonus points for outing Portillo... oh, there's another...

actually forget what I just said
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Is this homophobic?
I can never tell...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# what... my post?
*defends*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Oops *joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Peter Duncan wasn't gay!
was he? I mean, I know he fisted that hole with bad results in Flash Gordon, but that was a one off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Neither was Duncan Norville
it was all just an act
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Peter Duncan is doing a show at Edinburgh
about his life and career...

Bet he doesn't mention his soft core past..

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Ha
David Cameron just said he had "made a bad mistake"

Top vocabbing.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# He probably called him a twat in private.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# sounds like something you say to a kid
after they've shit themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)