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# Probably.
I suspect that The Dutch Inventor Mediocre is currently on a stealth mission to somewhere, hence his lack of appearance the last couple of days....
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# damn that crazy dutch celery molester!
if i find him in my salad crisper, i shall be most vexed!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Dip it in blue food dye if you're really worried.
It won't affect the flavour at all, however, what a lot of people don't know, is that The Dutch Inventor Mediocre is unable to see the colour blue due to an extremely unfortunate radish picking incident.

In fact, if he sees someone riding a blue bicycle, he actually thinks they are floating.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# i shall do this immediately.
i used to enjoy adding blue food colouring to mashed potato. people would think i was eating some astonishing new foodstuff.
however, making instant mash with chicken soup instead of hot water went very badly wrong.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Ha, you fucking nutter :D
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)
# i enjoy experimenting with food
only to eat it, not for sex purposes.
that'd just be weird.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:09, archived)
#
weird a waste.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# that too
if i see a juicy mango, i want to eat it, not attempt to pleasure myself with it
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# You should meet Jimmy Mango.
What a guy!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)