And other things....In 1986, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre got a job at Nasa.
'I had been watching Button Moon on my Telly box and that Mr Spoon was really getting on my nerves, the freakish little nutter!'
'So I built this rocket ship out of some old fruitellas and a cigar case and went up there. Turns out that they aren't real, and all I found in space was loads of fucking Clangers and Bucky O'Hare. I was well pissed off. Which is why I turned Bucky green, and ripped out those little Clanger bastards voiceboxes, replacing them with the thistle whistles I had nicked Angus and Elspeth in Scotland the week before!' the demented Edam molesting Clog hopper said.
('I had been watching Button Moon on my Telly box and that Mr Spoon was really getting on my nerves, the freakish little nutter!'
'So I built this rocket ship out of some old fruitellas and a cigar case and went up there. Turns out that they aren't real, and all I found in space was loads of fucking Clangers and Bucky O'Hare. I was well pissed off. Which is why I turned Bucky green, and ripped out those little Clanger bastards voiceboxes, replacing them with the thistle whistles I had nicked Angus and Elspeth in Scotland the week before!' the demented Edam molesting Clog hopper said.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:55,
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No, that's just silly.I can't be arsed searching back for all of my "The Dutch Inventor Mediocre" posts.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:03,
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