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[challenge entry] Designed by Burke & Watt, of Birmingham. The R1pp3r butchers automations worked in the abattoirs of the East End
It was a faulty unit, that went absent from its slaughter house post at Smithfield's Market, and undertook a killing spree round the streets of Whitechapel in 1888.


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# Mystery solved!
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# *conspiracy theories*
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# creepy!
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# spankingly ace :D
with chips.
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# *click*
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# I say!
crikey!
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# thats well roboty that is
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# Creepy blade hand...
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# Hahaha
Fantastic.

I remember walking down Great Cambridge Road near Whitechapel years and years ago. I overheard such an astonishing conversation that I still remember it to this day.
There was only one line to it but it shall remain with me forever simply as I know I die without hearing the preceding explaination which would have been a masterpiece of story telling, complete bullshite and/or ignorance.

Bloke 1 says to Bloke 2 as I pass them by, '...and that's how the Eastend got its name.'
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# ha ha ha I love conversations like that
I remember reading about someone who kept going over the snatch of conversation a couple of tramps were having...

...Everytime...we keep killing him, but he still comes back...
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# I remember a late of mine talking to an other mate after discovering he'd been a seargent in the army
and quite innocently saying, 'Were you strict with your privates?'
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# pffft
:D
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# I love overheard tales of idiocy
to this day the most stupid noise exchanged between two humans that I have overheard

Two old ladies at a bus stop
"I used to think the heart was the most important internal organ, but you need your brain too"
*other lady nods in agreement*
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# Really ace :D
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# Lovely!
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