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# I would like to meet her for tea and a bun.
Then go back to hers and shag.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:13, archived)
# would you wear a jonny?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:17, archived)
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A friend of mine met her in in a club in Ibiza a few years ago, and she asked him for a light. He asked her what was it worth, at which point she fished around in her handbag and pulled out an (unfortunately unused) tampon.

True story.
(UTB, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 12:05, archived)