Folded like an Icelandic bank.
Folded like a Chinese hospital in an earthquake.
They used to make me say these over and over again when I was playing poker in Switzerland. Even after a few months, they never tired of it.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:26,
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Folded like a cheap hooker who's just been punched in the stomach by her pimp.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:27,
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