It's the huge bill and ridiculously short legs that get me.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 27 Sep 2009, 4:20,
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Biggest bill of any bird.I once toyed with the idea of a slightly alternative version of my site, with things like:
Canada Goose Branta canadensis
F***ing annoying, honking pile of meat. Happily shoot the bastards if I could get away with it.
Feral Pigeon Columba livia domestica
Thick as pigshit. Their droppings in London are thicker than pigshit.
(Canada Goose Branta canadensis
F***ing annoying, honking pile of meat. Happily shoot the bastards if I could get away with it.
Feral Pigeon Columba livia domestica
Thick as pigshit. Their droppings in London are thicker than pigshit.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 27 Sep 2009, 5:01,
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