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[challenge entry] cos when your carpet feels fresh...the room does too you know ;)

From the Reborn as Porn challenge. See all 562 entries (closed)

(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I bought your product but I cannot seem to locate my vagina. Was I wrong to purchase this item in the first place?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)
# have you looked two inches behind your william?
the product is quite suitable for manginas too.....read the label :)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)
# A crevice!
How unexpected!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# pleased to have been of help sir
;)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# what a disturbing thing to see in the morning
'ning all
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)
# i assume you are a Mr Muscle man then
;)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahhahaha!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I always thought she was a bit filthy
I mean, doing the hoovering in stilettos
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Ye Gods!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Aaaargh
That's horrible. Well done.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# ..
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:25, archived)
# nicely
:)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Ha :)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)