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[challenge entry] Meh....

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(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:39, archived)
# poo
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# How is Birmingham.
Made any cool soup?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Cold
and no.
Im eating sandwich with a cup of tea while avoiding work
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Silly Epiphany!
You should have made a toasted cheese sandwich and had it with Tomato soup.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I don't get paid til the end of october
I have to be economical with what little money I have
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# What's cheaper than Cheese sammidge and Tomato Soups?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Cheese is expensive
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Not eating cheese sammich and tomato soups
Heinz soup is totally on offer at the moment.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Office plants

(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Dancing.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
# He can dance if he wants to.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# He can leave his friends behind.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# pond water
and a fallen leaf

nutricious and delicious and half the calories of a puddle with a stick in it
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# The correct answer was:
Lidl Cheese Sammidges and Netto Tomato Soup.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Cheese is still expensive at aldi... my local cheap supermarket
I had reduced ham and lettace
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# SUM LETTACE, M8.
LETTIZ.
LETTIZIZ.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# yea about that puddle you kindly sold on to me
i'm having trouble getting it home if you know what i mean!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# look, if your pockets leaked that's your own problem
it clearly said sold as seen
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# dirt
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Notorious Uzbek cartoonist Redsushi Whoop! Whoop! turned deaf overnight, after eating too many deep-fried butterflies.
Inconsolable, he sold his entire Cheeky Girls record collection and donated the 13p he made to charity.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I find this very insensitive due to my profound deafness in my left ear you heartless bastard!
Luckily though, I still have my ear trumpet that Magic of Chutney made me!

www.reflected-loaf.co.uk/100.htm
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Actual deafnesss?
I sorry to hear that.

Once again, MoC made a cool one
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I saw it linked yesterday on here.
Fantastic work as ever dude, but as you know, SW aint my thing :)

Have the results come in yet?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# What?

Oh, haha, I was referring to the Magic of Chutney, not to LEGO. For a change.

But thanks anyway ;) It's not my story, mind. One of the judges made it up and we had to build something to go along with it. I just invented the twisted ending.
Results are in: I am now among the last eight contestants.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:08, archived)
# LOL! MOC vs MoC!
Well done dude!

I met a girl from Utrecht in Camden last week! Trufax!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Really? These chix get everywhere

fit?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
# She was actually.
Unfortunately, her boyfriend was with her. But she was still disturbingly touchy feely.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# You could've had them both

(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I tried to watch it again last night.
Didn't make it to the end.'Noon!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Helloes!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# YO!
Gah! Facebook tagging is horrible, I knew I shouldn't have made friends with people :D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I know the feeling :P All my friends can now see both the images tagged of me :P
I just tagged Leonard.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# And by all my friends I mean the 1/2 dozen people that aren't b3tans or family :P
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# O Rly?
I watched the pilot when it leaked a couple of months ago and thought it was ok. I shall stick with it, I am just catching up on the new Family Guys and American Dads, then episode 2 shall be watched :)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I watched (some) of episode 2 last night.
It's a bit Meh. When you are used to LOLing every twenty seconds at Family Guy and American Dad, I expected the same from this. Maybe I'm just racist :D
ALSO: Kunt has asked me to illustrate a book of celebrity poems he is writing - EEP!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I just had a proper Lol moment at American Dad.
Bullock: Well Da Vinci was a well known sexual deviant. You know that picture of the man in a wheel? Blueprints for a rape machine!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Haha, is this series 5?
I so can't wait for series 5 to come out
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# It's excellent.
Roger is possibly my favourite cartoon character ever.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Aye, Series 5.
And Series 8 of Famoily Guy started last week too. The first episode of Series eight of Family Guy is utter fucking woot!
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
# What channel are these on?
Or is this some sort of online streaming mallarky?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Torrent downloads.
Do you want me to gaz you the links?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# :D
I need Mr Stewart saying 'Rape Machine' on a loop. Just for, er.. a couple of projects I'm working on, yeah?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I shall endeavour to isolate it as an mp3 for you later ;)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# OOH! :D
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Shaun Murphy is out, Michael. :C
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Oh noes!
Ttssattsr, I have secret things to tell you.

I have not seen any of the Grand Prix at all....
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# O'Sullivan is playing at 1:30 and Ricky Walden @ 7.
Be there, or be somewhere else.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# David Coulthard wins
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# How could anyone with a perfectly geometric chin lose?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# They're scottish?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# It fucks with the airflow or something,
like an aerofoil.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# exactly...
...that show needs to be flushed.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I reserve judgment for 20 minutes whilst I watch the second
episode....
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# It's a marketing failure...
...black people don't watch it,... and white folks hate it.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)