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[challenge entry] Nothing significant happened on the ninth of november.

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(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Nicely done.
p.s i really must sort my self loathing out.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Whut?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Nicely done.
p.s i really must sort my self loathing out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Arrrghhh I'm starting to freak out now!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4G4mcYOXMA
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
#
SUCCESS
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# :D
Oh hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Hello Brain Surgeon :)
/as you were described by Eoin Colfer
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Haha, I didn't see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)
# there's a quote for your autobiography :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I have one b3ta friend. It's myself.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# You're a liar, I'm your b3ta friend.
I don't know why though, you haven't paid me for months.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Technically you're fans.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# You can be my........friend.....
*motions over shoulder towards rusty white tansit van with "Free Sweets" painted on the side parked in a layby.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# :3
I friended you, buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Nicely done.
p.s i really must sort my self loathing out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:42, archived)
# If you're not my friend back I'm going to unfriend you so hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Done, I feel so accepted :')
When do I move in? Are we eating out tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I cannot afford to go out. I was going to suck the flavour out of playing cards. You can share if you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Playing cards are a bit pricey for me right now, bud. I was thinking more about going out and licking rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I might eat a bit of moss.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Hey man, he friended me too, what do you think about that huh
I'm movin' in.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I thought you were already here. If not then whose body is wrapped up in that old carpet in the corner?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Nana has a jaunty hat.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Going over to the POSH side of town? Oh wow, I'll wear my best poncho.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I can offer you M&S reduced to clear cream doughnuts and as many Japanese time ladies as you can handle.
Join the zelt side.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
# The Japanese time ladies are mine and you know it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Have you made a top 10 yet
Toucan and I established the other day that there are, at least for some times, several different Japanese time lady pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:02, archived)
# 1. Aichi
2. Aichi
3. Aichi
4. Aichi
5. Aichi
6. Aichi
7. Aichi
8. Aichi
9. Mimi
10. Aichi
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# This one?
http://lh3.g...41_1344.jpg? She can't even draw threes.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Oh. She's the first google image search result for aichi bijin tokei.
You should warn Aichi she's getting identity frauded.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:11, archived)
# GERGERGERGER
She's not bad, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:14, archived)
# haruchin's got shit taste in clothes
but for what i've seen she's right up there

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:33, archived)
# WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY?
are they not just uncoincidentals?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)
#
www.bijint.com/en/

the best clock ever. beats the speaking clock if you fancy a quick one off the wrist -- and i don't say that lightly.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I've just enlightened myself (not like that, that was earlier)
but do they just 'pull' them off the street?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# fuck knows
they probably pretend they do but actually don't. like bang bus.

if i had an iphone i'd definitely buy the app for this one.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:49, archived)
# I found a way to get to any picture without changing your computer clock
www.bijint.com/encache/1111.html

Just change the end of the url.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:46, archived)
# fucking aces
i'm an hour out from you lot so by the time you're talking about one of them it's way too late for me
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Where do you live, boris the spider?
Or is your clock just wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Deutschland
We're preparing an invasion of the Sudentland as I speak.

I'm actually British but I'm along for the crack. And the craic.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:51, archived)
#
Edit: I totally meant 19:00, duhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# So's 20:02
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# haha 19:08 looks like Frida
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:08, archived)
# hahahaha harsh
but fair
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:09, archived)
# She's loaded.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# i don't even have myself
think yourself lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Arrgghhh
www.b3ta.com/board/9734423

I had to unignore myself as I posted it twice.

idiot
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Because you ignore yourself you don't know you've posted this twice.
So now everyone will ignore you.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# That will make b3ta a very peaceful place.
for me anyway
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# You'd still be able to see everyone else.
Just no one would see you. You would be a ghost, adrift and unable to interact with the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Oooo!
That sounds interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Try really hard to get everyone pissed off then.
No points for getting The Prodge to ignore you though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# But that would be no good
It must be by my own hand.

Only I can commit ignoricide.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# It worked first time, the idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I know i was on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:42, archived)
# This does not compute.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I realised that it had worked a microsecond after i posted it twice
so then i had to unignore myself in order to put it right. It's not working as a strategy for self loathing as I've realised i need to be able to see myself in order to loathe myself.

bah.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# You've made a real hash of this.
I'd go as far as to suggest that you've ruined the Internet for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Oh god.
I never realised the internet was so fragile.

I have been a fool.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
# If you type google into goole, you'll break the internet.
/itcrowd fanboy
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# goole near hull?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# the idiot, ignoring yourself prevents you ever having any conversations
I think this is a flawed plan.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# you sound as if you have tried this?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Oh hey wait I was born on the 9th of November you jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I am going to get you for your birthday a slightly lesser version of the thing that you get me for my birthday.
Deal? Deal.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# You can't have been.
I was.
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Maybe it was a different 9th of November?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:06, archived)