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[challenge entry] carry on house of horror presents:


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(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# BEST. CARRY-ON. EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# carry on nurse.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:51, archived)
# bollocks!
carry on screaming, followed by carry on camping and carry on again doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:54, archived)
# tits.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:59, archived)
# *sighs*
not any more...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:04, archived)
# TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:09, archived)
# SPANIEL'S FUCKING EARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:16, archived)
# PLATYPUS BARBS!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:17, archived)
# DROMEDARY PRETZELS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:19, archived)
# ORCA SCHLONG!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:24, archived)
# BADGER PELMET!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:28, archived)
# AYE-AYE FLANGE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Fenella Fielding
is the sexiest woman alive in this film.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:00, archived)
# she does look good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:03, archived)
# It's not how she looked
it was how she was. And then, disturbingly, I saw her on TV-AM in about 1987, at the explosive age of 15, and she was a woman my Grandma's age, acting like she was still firm.

Still, my Grandma got a good Christmas present that year.

EDIT: She was 39, 2 years older than me when she made that film. The wood is now varnished...with hope...
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I concur with that statment
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Screaming . . . CARRION !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:05, archived)
# The black and white '50s ones were better than the smutty '60s ones.
Carry On Sergeant. Proven by science.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahhhh fuck yeah
nicely done


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)