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[challenge entry] IT'S XMAS!!!! A slam at Microsoft, Bill Gates, Clive Sinclair, Yanks and this shitty milk float!

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(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)
# ahaha nice
:)
also, i'm out of smokes. what time does the 24-hour garage shut? and does anyone want owt?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)
# 10 Marlboro for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 2:26, archived)
# a packet of pork faggots
if you can't find just ask ;)
(JoePesky, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 2:33, archived)
# I'm in for a pack of Camels.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 2:33, archived)
# TRY ONE OF MY MONKEYS, THEY'RE MILDER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 3:26, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 3:43, archived)
# All the money in the till
And don't touch that panic button.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 2:38, archived)
# See if they sell Lucky Strikes.
I'm not smoking at the moment but I'd be interested to know.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Cheap porn
A crossbow
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 2:57, archived)
# See if you can get me some Red Hots.
I can't find those anymore. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 3:02, archived)
# That a kind of sweet?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 3:16, archived)
# HOT TAMALES THEY A RED HOT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 3:19, archived)
# Oh.
Edit: mm, they sound nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 3:21, archived)
# yeah she got em for sale i mean yeah she got em for sale
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Yep, a cinnamon-flavored candy
www.ferrarapan.com/html/rh_history.html

I used to eat these all the time. I used to be able to find these easily in the grocery store. Now they've disappeared.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 3:56, archived)
# i went to the 24-hour garage
and all i got was twenty cheap fags and a snickers duo.
sorry folks, shoulda made a list
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 3:22, archived)
# the only time this man will make something that doesn't suck
is when he starts making vacuum cleaners
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 2:38, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 3:08, archived)
# that's a man who looks like he knows his way around a commandline interface
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 3:13, archived)
# that's no man
it's satan in his sunday best
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 3:16, archived)
#
Well, someone had to jump on the words 'fucking diet' ^_^





That's a lot of meat!
(purpletentacle, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)