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[challenge entry] Oooh, Matron!

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(bill, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)
# So I'm guessing the original is purely innocent
and she's not actually wanking him off then?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)
# She's using a cheese grater - hence the expression
Wild Horses Couldn't Drag Me away.....


*croons*
*wails*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Nope, he's just about to get punched in the crotch:
(bill, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Hahaha
in which case, well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# The inventiveness and creativity of this post has just completely stunned me.
I think I'm going to go to the pub and drink copious amounts of beer to recuperate.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I hope tomorrow is a better day
bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Just enough time to shoot down the balcony post above.
My work here is done.

Unfortunately, real life work will continue to mess with my b3taing till mid-afternoon tomorrow, but yes I second the aspiration for more creativity around here tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)