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# Cough.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)
# okay, now be a sport:
paint the fence and wax the car love.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Kung Fu King Hardcore !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)
# kung fucking hardcore.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Five times real fast !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I have that video somewhere
next to Squatting dragon, hidden fisting
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)
# no wait it's: Big trouble in Little vagina
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# no wait it's: Drunken Rapist
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Nope it must be: Way of the exploding jiss
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# no it's: Half a Load of Cum
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Spanging?
Is that an artform too?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:13, archived)
# *SPANGS*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)
# haha
WOO . gets a click from me :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# So, the vacuum cleaner, iron, mop etc
are examples of female marital aids?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)
# They're modern anniversary gifts
1st Iron
2nd Duster
3rd rolling pin
4th wisk
5th Hoover
6th Mop

7th divorce papers. (7 year itch and all that y'know?)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)
# 8...?
9 profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
#
profit Bankrupt
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# 8... 9..?
Who the hell stays together for that length of time? I suppose you'd have to get a coffee maker or a hot latino gardener for those anniveraries.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Rolling Pin's just before Divorce
Don't you read Andy Capp?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Why do you say
'female'?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Hah! nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 8:56, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 2:53, archived)