b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Jesus on Tour » Message 9821857

[challenge entry] Bindun???

From the Jesus on Tour challenge. See all 301 entries (closed)

(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Noooo
Who will lay me chocolate eggs now?
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
shit me an egg Jesus!
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:57, archived)
# He doesn't actually shit them out as eggs.
But he can turn poo into chocolate.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Miracle! I'll take 39
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# some companies manage to do that just through the power of re-labeling
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# EEEAAAASSSTTTEERRRR
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Waspy! Fuck yeah!
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Fuck Yeah!

(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Stupid boy
The Bunny collects the eggs from the Choco-chickens
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Creme eggs are made a little differently.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I bet that testes salty
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# It's seasoned with cumin
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Oh, Jonty ;'C
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# GOO!
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I have a chocolate chicken for sale. £300.43p
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# What tricks can it do?
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Whaddya mean, tricks?
It's a chicken.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I'm not interested unless it can fetch my slippers.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)
# If pushed I'm sure it would make you a nice curry
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Chocolate chicken curry does not sound great,
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
# ok ok it's not really chocolate
I just need to get rid of my chicken
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# You may have to drop your price then.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# £287.63p ?
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# NO DEAL NOEL
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# It's a big chicken....
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Too late, sold to a passing travelling freak show....
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Good. I'm going back to bed.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:20, archived)
# it lays chocolate eggs
what other tricks are you expecting
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# If all chocolate chickens lay chocolate eggs then that is no more of a trick than a cow producing milk.
Or me producing spunk.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Also this for compo
If Jesus were alive today he would be eating Martin Ferrero.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)