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[challenge entry] wilfully ignoring the compo criteria

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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)
# by that sly smile
I reckon she's already started with the eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# she's already on the vinegar strokes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Unfeasibly large tube
she's only small but very moist is Liz.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# it's for her dry crusty anus
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)
# MONTY!
It's "dry crusty Royal anus"

please don't forget who you are referring to.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# *kneels before the Royal Crusty Anus*
with a straw
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# she eats a lot of paté. I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)