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# Steal a wife.
(, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Don't be silly.
Where on earth am I gonna steal a funny 33-year-old beauty who can tolerate a fella buggering about making amateurish pictures and putting them on the internet at 3am?

In my dreams. Oh, god - actually, in my nightmares. Well, it doesn't end well in any projected scenario.
(, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 3:50, archived)
# Tesco?
(, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 4:13, archived)
# Bloody store detectives.
*gives up even trying*
(, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 4:20, archived)