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[challenge entry] getting lazy

From the Explain Stuff With Maths challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Elderly couple on a cruise, widow and widower, exploring a second chance at romance. Or some such shit.
He plucks up the courage to propose marriage.

She sez: "Of course I will. But I do have to tell you - I have acute angina."

He sez: "Good job too, 'cos you've got bloody horrible tits."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# oh lol
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and a bit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 18:11, archived)
# OH NOOOOO
Me fluffeh's bin impaled. Beastly person
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I'm sorry
I didn't take my meds this morning and the voices made me do it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Prolly deserved it anyway
for being fluffeh
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
"Me fluffeh's bin impaled."

Eloquent and moving.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Better than
Oh no, fluffeh's bin done up the shitter!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Well, that's just puerile and crass.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# How about
"OH NO! Me little fluffeh's bin violated solely for the amusement of others! Rotters!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Humane, if inelegant.
Understandable under the uniquely stressful circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)