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[challenge entry] CURE FOR LESBIANISM

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(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:36, archived)
# in spite of myself
I laughed :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Maybe you should
have 'shopped off the wedding ring? :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)
# ah.
or maybe i should have used my other hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)
# I wouldn't worry
You seem VERY enthusiastic, and that's what counts.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:44, archived)
# like a rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# It's why he couldn't use his other hand.
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# what - that thumb?
I've seen em use bigger things than that without being cured.

err, erm, I mean - keep it up son - you're doing fine!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)
# *nods and smiles simplistically*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)
# but why would you want to cure them
lesbians are pure art!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha

you big silly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
# nah that's a cure for male hetrosexuality.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I'd do him.
(I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! PoshMurder <goat head>, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 6:48, archived)
# half arsed goatse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Lo Prodge! Where have you been hiding?

Also, nice punning :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# been lurking on and off :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# The ring...the clenched fist....the sense of perversion.
It's...it's HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:21, archived)
# OK
The wife and I would like to book you, we could also ask some of other lesbian friends to pop by too. You just don't know how hard it is to be a lesbian, there is the stroking and the touching and that is before the licking, when really all I want to do is sit down and watch Top Gear.

Oh well, just off for another tiresome evening of muff munching!

By the way, I laughed too. I am a disgrace to the sisterhood!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 18:48, archived)
# that expression
makes me think you'll be creating a lot of new lesbians...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Are you....
... the love child of Robert Webb and Dom Joly?

Just wondering :-)
(welsh git finally has a friend called Dave..., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:23, archived)
# I looked at the picture
And I thought "What's so attractive about Robert Webb?"
(I helped save b3ta! MatJ LOOK, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I did at first too....
... then when I realised it wasn't, I noticed a bit of Dom - even a bit of David Walliams
(welsh git finally has a friend called Dave..., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:03, archived)
# I'm sure I can see some Christian Slater in there too
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:28, archived)
# and Tin Tin
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)
# no, but i love the child of robert webb and dom joly
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# The more I look at this
the funnier I find. Like a dwarf in a snowdrift.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Bwhaha
An epic first. Clicky.
(harrumph, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)
# I like your hair.
So you get a click.
(Helixdaunting, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 5:18, archived)