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Not new, more an honesty make-over for the Homeopathic Medical Association.


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(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# I can cure cancer with Bubblegum flavour Panda Pops
and Tom Thumb Drops.

You calling me a liar?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Do you know what they call alternative medicine that has been proved to work?
Medicine.

/Tim Minchin
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKIN' 'BOUT STRAUSSY!
Two lovely shots there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Make that 3 lovely shots :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# BBC website is going completely borked :/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# LOL!
I am watching it on skyplayer! LOL!

Have you tried this place? They're very good!

www.cricinfo.com/rsaveng09/engine/current/match/387572.html
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Yeah I have that in another tab.
I'm just rather enjoying watching the beeb commentary eat itself!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Pfft!
Also, with that you do have the added advantage of it being written by a certain Mr Ben Dirs! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)
# It's the source of some fantastic writing, TMS.
EDIT - www.b3ta.com/board/9626483
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# It does my nut in to be honest with you.
I was out a couple of days back so had to follow TMS on my phone. During the game there was a massive conversation going on about women phoning into work and claiming to be on the rag to get out of work. I don't wanna be reading about that when i am trying to follow a cricket match. Not to mention what that would do to the cricket whites....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# It's the banter that makes it for me...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Ha, you wait 9.3 overs for the first bounday and three come along at once
There's a joke there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Something about buses....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# ummm
/Dara O'Briain
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Yes,
this indeed.
(-Dodge- , accidentally liked your post on his phone, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:13, archived)
# please join the fight against Di Hydrogen Monoxide!
www.dhmo.org/facts.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# FUcking shitty H2O!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
#
images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/Dhmo.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Sweeeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)
# is water has memory
surely tap water is full of the memory of piss

I like that as a title for a novel "The Memory of Piss"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)