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From the Alternative Medicine challenge. See all 199 entries (closed)
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From the Alternative Medicine challenge. See all 199 entries (closed)
( , Thu 7 Jan 2010, 2:30, archived)
This is gospel in my house.
After 16 months of putting up with my shit, I've finally gotten my other half to put the kettle on as soon as anyone comes through the door.
When we moved into our flat, the first thing I unpacked was the kettle and teabags. She offered to go out for milk and sugar. I knew at that very moment she was the one for me.
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Thu 7 Jan 2010, 2:33,
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When we moved into our flat, the first thing I unpacked was the kettle and teabags. She offered to go out for milk and sugar. I knew at that very moment she was the one for me.
same with me
workmen love doing jobs at my house, they know the kettle is always on!
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Thu 7 Jan 2010, 2:35,
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I have a cup the size of a bucket that I got from a work collegue at christmas.
Its enormous and has Old Git emblazoned on the side. Its what I use to help me get out of bed in the mornings. A normal sized cup just doesnt work.
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Thu 7 Jan 2010, 2:40,
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you should see my mug
it's from disneyland, it's 3 times bigger than a normal mug and you need both hands to lift it. it takes 3 pyramid bags to make a decent cuppa in it!
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Thu 7 Jan 2010, 2:43,
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I got a flower pot from WalMart,
it is the shape of a tea-cup and stands in a saucer, it has no drainage holes.
Bidding starts at £10
(Edit: It currently has a dead basil plant in it, but I'll wash it)
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Thu 7 Jan 2010, 2:58,
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Bidding starts at £10
(Edit: It currently has a dead basil plant in it, but I'll wash it)
yeah
but you've got to watch they don't fit a washer in the wrong place
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Thu 7 Jan 2010, 2:47,
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There follows a sad tale.
Over the holidays I had my gallbladder removed. Now I don't like tea so much any more. Strange but true.
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Thu 7 Jan 2010, 2:46,
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On the plus side
they also later removed a gallstone that was lodged in my common bile duct and was causing gallstone pancreatitis, so I'm not in mindbending fucking agony any more, plus I can actually eat.
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Thu 7 Jan 2010, 2:55,
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Eating is good
So is not being in mindbending fucking agony
Tea is overrated
Sounds to me like you came out in front
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Thu 7 Jan 2010, 2:57,
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Tea is overrated
Sounds to me like you came out in front
You're not wrong.
Plus I got to spend the runup to christmas high on morphine. Legitimately.
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Thu 7 Jan 2010, 2:59,
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Last time I was offered morphine I turned it down,
I really can't stand heavy painkillers. I'd rather just smoke some weed.
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Thu 7 Jan 2010, 3:12,
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Hahaha
my poor buddy in London tried to help me out when I started to get really badly sick. Now his new nickname for me is "The Locust" because of all the crops I devastated while was there.
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Thu 7 Jan 2010, 3:17,
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A life of boiled potpourri for you now.
You'll end up smelling like an old woman's backside, no doubt.
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Thu 7 Jan 2010, 2:50,
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they removed your tea gland!
this is so sad that i'm going to bed.
g'night all!
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Thu 7 Jan 2010, 2:53,
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g'night all!
I told my girls I've had my Englishness removed.
They're not too happy. Without that, I'm just an offensive dick who hangs around on dodgy websites.
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Thu 7 Jan 2010, 2:56,
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Hahaha
I might have to try that one some time.
(Edit: Hopefully not surgery, just telling people here that I've had my Englishness removed)
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Thu 7 Jan 2010, 3:01,
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(Edit: Hopefully not surgery, just telling people here that I've had my Englishness removed)
How strange. You must have lost some Englishness with your gall bladder.
My liver pear was removed a year and a half ago, and I still have pain in that area. I'm fairly certain this isn't normal, but tests didn't turn up anything. Probably one of the little clips on the bile ducts got loose and is now buried in my liver.
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Thu 7 Jan 2010, 3:29,
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I'm googling liver pear
and all I'm finding is recipes. Horrible, horrible recipes.
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Thu 7 Jan 2010, 4:04,
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I ganked the phrase "liver pear" from here.
In fact, I think you were the one who coined it. Either you or Postbear.
In any case, I hope you are feeling better without the pet rock in your bile duct.
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Thu 7 Jan 2010, 4:10,
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In any case, I hope you are feeling better without the pet rock in your bile duct.