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[challenge entry] Available exclusively from me.

Take as many as required.

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(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Or you can buy four
for £1,799,415.99 at Tescos... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:35, archived)
# B.O.G.O.F.
I know it isn't but I always wanted to type that somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)
# B.F.S.F.A.
Buy Four Save Fuck All.. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:38, archived)
# WIGIG
OIGIG would be better but unless you're frogforrin or similar it wouldn't sound right
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
# B.O.W.O.R.
buy one watch one rot
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:42, archived)
# B.O.T.O.A.
Buy One Throw One Away
as is usual in the Bunny household
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)
# B.O.L.L.O.C.K.S
Buy One Load, Leave One... oh Fucksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:52, archived)
# buy one load, leave one cash kilt sack
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:28, archived)
# T.P.F.T.P.F
Thirty Pints For Three Pound Fifty...

Supermarkets... "Helping the government to close down your local Pub since 2003!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Hah. Try saying TPFTPF after 30 pints.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Actually, I would be saying things like:
"GluaArrrgghhhhhgh!"

and

"Bleuachaaahchhcccchhhh!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:58, archived)
# After 30 pints
I doubt very much whether I would be able to say anything. Ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:02, archived)
# B.O.B.F.O.C.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Similar to that is a Japanese word, something like "bakushen"
Meaning "a woman who looks nice from behind but not from the front"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Buy One, Buy Free, Oh Cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Bring Your Own Bottle, Fuck Oily Castrato?

bugger, no 'y'
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:19, archived)
# I know, but it was more fun to make up a new one

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:21, archived)
# body off baywatch, face off crimewatch
yey :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:20, archived)
# FBTBBB
?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 19:31, archived)
# B.O.L.O.L. YOU RETARDED SHITCUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Befriend Overstuffed Lesbian Outside Lavatory

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Lesbians make bad friends
they act like it's a competition on who can score that girl you like the fastest.

Dudes have more respect. "I saw her first" is a rule that chicks are unable to follow.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:28, archived)
# ^ Fact
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:35, archived)
# I'll take that to my grave

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just pop this here...

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:37, archived)