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[challenge entry] Moth Miracle
Not shopped, just lifted straight from the web. Is proof reading simply too difficult?


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(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)
# try proof reading the FAQ
besides it might have been ONE FUCKING HUGE MOTH - have you thought of that?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Unless you made it, don't post it
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)
# HAHAHA
IVE NEVER SEEN AN AD ON THE INTERNET LIKE THIS EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Oh, shit, sorry B3ta
I forgot sarcasm doesn't carry well over the internet :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# WHY ISN'T MY ADBLOCK WORKING
I thought sarcasm had it's own TCP port
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# It needs a special format with HTML code like <sarc>
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:02, archived)
# We do have sarcastitalics.
They're brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:03, archived)
#
Oh fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:05, archived)
# If anyone couldn't see you being sarcastic they're stupid.
ALSO YOU'RE STUPID.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# YOUR STUPID
It's so big it's taking up all my internets, move it from my tubes or I'll be forced to send my Mr E-muscle down the pipes.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Hey that hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Sorry :(
I'm just cranky because I'm hungry D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Dude what do you mean they're all over the internet
You must not visit many websites.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# I swears it!
Where??
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:10, archived)
# you must have!
(waxdart hello., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Nope! Never!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Hello I found this on the web and I thought you'd like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:58, archived)
# hahahahaitlookslikehetrodinpoo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# I trod in cat shit recently in slippers
little bastards!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# You're living the high life, Griffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:01, archived)
# I'm about to hoover the stairs!
which is sadly not a euphemism in any sense
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:03, archived)
# all done
it was electrifying
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:40, archived)
# hetero dino poo
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:36, archived)
# SHITO?
Shit-O's - the only canned breakfast cereal.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Shito in tins.
Shitins.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Shitinious claws and mandles.
Hahaha! Mandles?? What the fuck are mandles?
Mandibles*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Man candles.
Shitins.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Shit in s
Hit in S.S.
His tins
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# His tins are all smelly :(
I don't want you going around his house anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Aww but maaawwwm!
He has the BEST action figurines :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:19, archived)
# You have your own dollies to play with right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:20, archived)
# You only get me Tom Hanks dolls and they don't play nice :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Cool boots !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:10, archived)
# HA HA WHAT?
P.s. Your being human pic went down very well.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:11, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:11, archived)
# what being human pic?
i love that show!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# This one
www.b3ta.com/board/9864147
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9864147

*edit - b3tan to it!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:14, archived)
# *clicks like thora hird's knee joints*
that is most woosome! i don't care how gay he is, i still fancy george
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:16, archived)
# i share this sentiment
even though it was expressed quite some hours ago
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)
# ^this, entirely
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Oh, I hadn't seen that.
Very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:14, archived)
# If you damage yourself on inferior foot sheaths, don't come crying to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:14, archived)
# It all becomes clear!
I was trying to insert the shoe into my foot.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:16, archived)
# And you had the audacity to call somebody else stupid
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:17, archived)
# And you had the audacity to YOUR FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:21, archived)
# I offer no guarantees
If you get genital warts and fungal infections of the rectum from these fabulous American warrior style boots then thats your lookout


yes siree
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Well gee gosh darn boy howdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:18, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:19, archived)
# That's what I'm talkin' about . . . right there . . . TIGHT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Love this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Low and behold . . . the answer to all of my daydreams . . .
I'm going to get me a pair in size tight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:11, archived)
# He does charge far too much
I'm glad to see there are reasonable alternatives.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# piss trumpets
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# whoop-dee-fucking-doo
i use moths all the time for my weight loss
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Moth balls cause even more drastic effects !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:07, archived)
# :D
i keep my balls in tip-top condition without the use of moths
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# shut your moth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:06, archived)
# H'mmmmm
(twattybanjo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Mothra Rules !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Well at least one person scrolled down...
(twattybanjo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Well . . . I found it well worth it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Why thank you.
Shall we go and join the others? *twirls hair*
(twattybanjo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:04, archived)
# I did too!
And I pressed "I Like This". So there ner.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:20, archived)
# *reflirts*
(twattybanjo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:28, archived)
# I see what you mean. It says, " I cut down
35lbs of body fat per month.
It should say "per moth."
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)
# There are actually two rules to follow;
1. Eat less.
2. Move more.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:31, archived)
# MOTHS R DEADLY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:26, archived)