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# How to get a new tortoise.
(, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 18:43, archived)
# I like this
can you do that same thing with puppies?
(, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Don't be silly
Dogs don't lay eggs
(, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 18:45, archived)
# oh don't they?
(, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 18:48, archived)
# no silly!
They reproduce by division.
(, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 18:49, archived)
# lies
(, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)
# D:
(, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Ducks do
(, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)
# So do scary geese
Woo! Woo! woo!

(copyright Goldie Looking Chain)
(, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 19:45, archived)
# They lay sausages
And you can plant them and get sausage trees.
(, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 19:13, archived)
# whoa.
(, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Oh no, that poor tuttle
(, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Cracking idea
:-)
(, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 19:45, archived)
# marvelous
(, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:34, archived)
# They are..
prolific egg layers
(, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# yes bruv
(, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 11:08, archived)
# FUCK!
There's a little bit of shell in the yolk. Someone get me a spoon.
(, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 13:50, archived)
# No one's mentioned
the Terry Pratchett-ness of this picture yet, so I will!

Very cool picture too
(, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:35, archived)