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[challenge entry] q&d 2nd run.

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(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# micely
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# as it goes, McDonalds, KFC and Pizza Hut have considered a merger
they released a kind of mini-documentary about it a few years ago: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCPSh47gHz8
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Hahah you absolute dick griffy
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)
# You had me going there :(
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
# why so sad piphs?
did you like the thought of a cow-chicken-pizza hybrid?

I've been racking my brain and google to remember the word for a creature that s half one thing and half another
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)
# <s>Mantcicore?<s>
Chimera.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# that's the fucker!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Chimera?
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# KEEP UP BOY!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Easy there!
I posted it before him! He was all, Manticore, Manticore, and then I posted Chimera and then he totally put in the strikethrough later and was all like, yeah, I knew it was a chimera. I'm gonna make it look like redsushi didn't say it first.

Bastard.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)
# excuses, excuses, excuses.
I even bet you take longer to come than your missus does don't you?

(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Well what with her being blow up,
she never cums.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)
# MAN BEAR PIG
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:58, archived)
# that's just the girl behind the counter
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Just how much do you think they hate themselves?
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# depends how much money they made
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# D'oh...
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# HEYLUIGIWHASSAMARRAHUH
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# the happy meals are kittins not chickins


:D
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# that's why they are so happy
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Noooooes!
Now I is all sads.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# so am i
so many errors in that gif.

ho hum.

:P
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
# *cries*
Poor kittins. Poor kittins everywhere.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Don't worry
It'll grow back. Kittins are versatile.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I would probably prefer these.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)
# tasty tasty cat mince.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
#

(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Mmmmmm! McDonald's!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# mm tasty!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# So that's what the special sauce is
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Na, they just come in giant things you use to put filler around the bathroom tiles in.
/worked there for 2 years while doing a-levels :/
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# It's ok Nick,
we've all done it :(

My favourite thing was discovering how the scrambled eggs are made. Those contraptions were a wonder!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)
# not me...
I whored my student soul to Superdrug

And it wasn't too bad to be honest
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Free clerarasil?
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# I hated that, I always cocked it up and had to use more eggnog to make new ones
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You Big Mong!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# don't spoil the illusion that McDonalds is real food :(
I lived off that crap for about a week once, did have pretty bad guts for it
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
# For me,
it was a good job to have at college as no-one gave a shit if you turned up to a shift still hammered and having not slept from the night before, you got plenty of free food.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I wish I had jobs with such benefits!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Oh yeah, double big tastey with bacon and chicken nuggets inside it. OH YEAH
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
# :)

(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# ;)

(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:41, archived)
# ppppearost

(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# two fp's in one thread
you do honour us with your majestic greatness :p
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I'm sorry but to me that would be a match made in heaven!
KFC chicken pieces mixed with McDonalds chips... *DROOLS*
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Wich kind of paradise ?
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)
# UNRIGHTEOUS!
YOU SHALL BE TAUNTED BY THE VEGETARIANS, AND YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR LIFESTYLE POINTED AT, AND NEWSPAPERS SHUFFLED DISAPPROVINGLY IN YOUR DIRECTION! YOUR DINNER-PARTY CONVERSATION SHALL NOT BE DEEMED WORTHY (not that they have them because dinner parties are far too "conformist") AND YOUR BEHAVIOUR LABELLED "SQUARE". YOU SHALL NOT SLEEP WITH THE GROOVY GIRLS, AND YOU SHALL BE SHUNNED FROM FIRESIDE SONG-SINGING. PROTEST MARCHES WILL BE OFF-LIMITS TO YOU, AND YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO LIKE BILL HICKS STUFF. YOUR PUNK RECORDS SHALL BE oh god I'm even boring myself now
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Woo
(, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)