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[challenge entry] People Eating Tasty Animals

From the Unlikely Company Mergers challenge. See all 319 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)
# p3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:19, archived)
# is his face or bowtie thing the trademark?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:26, archived)
# He teeth I think?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:28, archived)
# AWITHA TEETHA
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWTfCSuE-SQ
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:32, archived)
# ^ Win
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:33, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:41, archived)
# hahaha...
one could call that a n-in joke. hurhurhur
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:53, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:56, archived)
# You rang?
Oh, my mistake
*scurries off*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 25 Jan 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Who would win in a fight with him, Ronald McDonald and the Burger King?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)
# the burger king because he is a stealth expert and leader of a nation of guerilla burger warriors
the colonel has his years of military experience and winning smile, but he won't be able to outwit the king.

ronald mcdonald has a gang but they're all overweight and mentally retarded
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Don't forget the colonel's military experience.
Also you're assuming none of them has a crippling fear of clowns. That could matter.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:34, archived)
# "Kentucky Colonels" are not military anymore
that is more of a social title:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_colonel

"Kentucky Colonel is an honorary title bestowed upon individuals by approval of the governor of Kentucky. It is not a military rank, requires no duties, and carries with it no pay or compensation other than membership in the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels. Award of the title requires nomination from an existing colonel. Nominators are expected to consider the nominee's service and contributions to the global community before making a nomination. The sitting governor of the Commonwealth of Kentucky bestows the honor of a Colonel's Commission, by issuance of a certificate."
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:38, archived)
# then he's got nothin
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Well he's first down then.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:40, archived)
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(twattybanjo, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 21:09, archived)
# I didn't forget his military experience I covered it right there goddamn
also the burger king's terrifyingly constructed visage holds more power than ronald's shitty makeup
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:42, archived)
# I was just trying to play devil's advocate, bro
Don't smite me.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:44, archived)
# you oppose the king, you get smote
he's appointed by god after all
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Ronald McDonald is a clown
Clowns are usually Evil

Evil usually triumphs over Good

(And a Kentucky Colonel and a Germanic King are no match for an evil clown...)

although I just read that BK is starting to use free-range chicken and organic eggs to some degree!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:35, archived)
# screw organic eggs
I'll take artificial eggs, forged from iron
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:41, archived)