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[challenge entry] Oh, those crafty Tanukis,


Pad-i.

(Edit: You'll like this you Tanuki fans pinktentacle.com/2009/06/all-purpose-tanuki-testicles-prints-by-kuniyoshi/ I just found it.)

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(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:53, archived)
# Person on the right
lifting his huge ballsack
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:54, archived)
# Google Tanuki
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:57, archived)
# I get the idea

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:59, archived)
# If those are their nuts
they all sing very high while they dance.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:03, archived)
# phwoooah
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:09, archived)
# Phwoar?


Can never be unseen.

*Cringe*
(acedias wish you were here..(and i wasn't), Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:32, archived)
# I'd have been worried that the NSFW Nazis would be after me for this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:37, archived)
# I wasn't too worried
Aparently she looks like Robbie Coltrane in person.
(acedias wish you were here..(and i wasn't), Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:38, archived)
# Well, Fuck
Somebody should be after you for this.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:58, archived)
# probably would
and i think i would be happy about it afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:38, archived)
# That's the shittest ping-pong table I've ever seen.
I mean, ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:50, archived)
# what the hell is that
 
please take it away, I don't want one
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:03, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:13, archived)
# they are tanuki
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:58, archived)
# at least he doesnt have to drag his world posessions on his nuts
or share his nuts with some other guy walking about with them in a sling.
could be allot worse. plus he has an ipad to take his mind of things .
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:58, archived)
# and
the one carrying the meal on his nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:13, archived)
# looks to me like he
has a big meal I just saw that book shaped thing and decided thats going to hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:21, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:43, archived)
# now i have the ground as an ice rink made of gin
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:46, archived)
# thats the most fucked up siamese twins thing i have ever seen
it looks like they have a turkey for their conjoined nutsacks
or possibly Im at ginvanna. Yes this is awsome!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:56, archived)
# You too.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 3:58, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:00, archived)
# Tanuki are awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:02, archived)
# pre expressionism expressionism
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:05, archived)
# you saw the link, right
Not making a point, just thought the ensemble was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:45, archived)
# ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
thats making me sit at an angle
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:48, archived)
# :)
relax
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:00, archived)
# Pigsy & pals are lugging the gear.
Sandy is manning the clipboard with the checklist.

Where on earth is Monkey? Up to no good, no doubt. I suspect mischief is taking place outside this apparently benign picture.

As for Tripitaka, I dread to think.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:02, archived)
# Tripitaka, he was fit
would
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:06, archived)
# um...
He?

Oh, bloody hell. *throws wig into skip*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:13, archived)
# wow that skip just turned into a woman
soo... who is your sexy friend, with the tiles in?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:24, archived)
# Mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:28, archived)
# Mo, what a lovely
blouse your wearing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:29, archived)
# Short for Mohammed.
(Or Mosaic, I forget which)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:45, archived)
# ty
*cuts to montage of skip and socialite bachelor living the high life at the trendy nightspots of south wales. followed by luxury cruise finally relaxing on tropical beach*

*turns spell checker back on*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:53, archived)
# You are prolific.
In an unrelated note, balls.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:03, archived)
# :)
That's a giant sack he's totin' his load in.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:05, archived)
# For reals!
That baby badger or whatever is probably being carried because he can't walk because his massive testicles get in the way.

edit: what three words would you lot use to describe having balls? I've been curious.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:07, archived)
# I would totally use these 3 words:
FUCKING AWESOME!

Oh hang on! Having balls I only needed 2 words!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:13, archived)
# Apparently my question was too demanding
not 100% helpful, but descriptive at least.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:22, archived)
# Ok then, I will use three words :(
Super Smashing Great :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)
# I didn't mean two words wasn't ok
it was more a comment on your and Jamong's two word answers.

Also, nice juxtaposition of the super smashing great and the sad face.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:31, archived)
# You'd feel the same if you saw said balls ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
as long as they're super smashing great for you...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:42, archived)
# I dont need to be asked to join in on this
delicate
happy
drunk
couldnt really think of a thrid word
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:14, archived)
# Hey Jamnoq!
Stop drinking! ;)

How you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:15, archived)
# verry well thanks
im working afternoons so i get to hang out with the gay shift and rink gin xD
edit : gin break + and how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:25, archived)
# Rink gin is the worst character Liam Neeson has ever played!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:27, archived)
# I now have an image of an ice rink
made of gin I think this would be fun for the first few hours slowly turning into a dancing on ice specatcular im not using spell check anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:45, archived)
# MAKE IT
MAKE IT RIGHT NOW MAKE IT WE CAN USE LIME ICE SKATES AND A TONIC ZAMBONIE!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:19, archived)
# Interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:17, archived)
# the best thing since wrestling?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)
# Ok
but only if ice cream is third.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:35, archived)
# ok
no one else is doing it. Its some kind of profiler question about interaction like the water fall that was wet fast and noisy... i dont think they work
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:42, archived)
# ....huh?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:46, archived)
# oh dear
I seem to have drawn a conclusion from a perfectly normal ambiguouse question. The conclusion ironicly that the question was deliberately ambigouose in order to get me to missunderstand the question and answer a different question. In doing so I have uhhmm confused myself
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:58, archived)
# Haha no, no ulterior motives.
I was just thinking about balls.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:09, archived)
# Baby badger?
It's their balls.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:17, archived)
# the papoose thing
on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)
# http://pinktentacle.com/2009/06/all-purpose-tanuki-testicles-prints-by-kuniyoshi/
whatever it is it is probably seventeenth century tanuki balls.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:27, archived)
# It's on the back of the lady one!
Not balls.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:29, archived)
# You're right
*gets the trophy for spotting the only non-balls in the picture.*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:35, archived)
# Proudest moment of my life!
All the avoiding looking at balls has finally paid off.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:43, archived)
# :D
and now to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 5:01, archived)
# I have just seen the video from the conference.
It's like Alice in Wonderland but with an iphone. DRINK ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:12, archived)
# I'm still animating that
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:14, archived)
# I'll be honest with you,
I really can not fucking wait for you to finish!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:16, archived)
# Oh hang on, I can.
Isn't it funny how life turns out?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:16, archived)
# I'll be honest
I haven't started.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:20, archived)
# OH MY GOD! Really?
I can't wait until you actually wait 5 minutes after thinking of something until you post it! Fuck yeah! That's my favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:28, archived)
# I'm not as fast as you
It usually takes me more than 5 minutes to make it.

Also ! and ! oh, and !
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 4:38, archived)