Is the moon half empty or half full?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:27,
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It's twice as big as it needs to be.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:31,
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