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[challenge entry] Makes those shiny candy balls gleam!

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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Everyone loves lead
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Just imagine someone who isn't intoxicated by heavy metal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 0:59, archived)
# I don't. The symptoms are too fucking subtle.
For a right shopping you'd be better selecting thalidomide.
But the picture is quite iconic, so lead had to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Either that or plutonium.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Polonium, surely?!?
Ell oh ell.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)
# As one might say:
"What's your poison?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Mercury.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Tasty, certainly.
But it disappoints when mixed with tonic water. Tends to sink a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:24, archived)
#
Aconitum ferox
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Huh. Monkshood, eh? It contains this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pseudaconitine.png

which is typical freaky secondary metabolism. Look at those fused ring systems!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Iridium Nitrate
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Kindly explain, we're too fucking lazy to google it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:31, archived)
# A man never explains his poisons.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Of course.
How very gauche of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:43, archived)
# Silver.
I'll save a fortune on woad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:24, archived)
# I like it
hell yeah
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 0:58, archived)
# yummy lead
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 0:59, archived)
# They have those eery lead-proof gobs
I've read about in the papers
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Phossy jaw?
Christ, I think (hope) I haven't had that yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:35, archived)
# British lead...yeah!
none o'that cheap forrin stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:17, archived)
# LEAD: INGESTED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:22, archived)