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Von Braun was such an a**hole
But everybody watched in awe as the spaceship 'Herausforderer' lifted from the pad.
At least it hasn't got a swastika in it. *sniff*
From the If Hitler had won the war challenge. See all 569 entries (closed)
(, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 2:03, archived)
I really don't know where Freudgot it all from...
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Tue 1 Apr 2003, 2:04,
archived)
........If you want to hang out, you've got to take her out, cocaine
If you want to get down, down on the ground, cocaine
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine
If you've got bad news, you want to kick them blues, cocaine
When your day is done and you want to ride on, cocaine
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine
If your thing is gone and you want to ride on, cocaine
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, cocaine
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine
(If you want to get down, down on the ground, cocaine
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine
If you've got bad news, you want to kick them blues, cocaine
When your day is done and you want to ride on, cocaine
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine
If your thing is gone and you want to ride on, cocaine
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, cocaine
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine
Kaiser,
Tue 1 Apr 2003, 2:07,
archived)
Jimmy's crack whore but I don't care.Jimmy's crack whore but I don't care.
Jimmy's crack whore but I don't care.
She makes a lovely sandwich.
(Jimmy's crack whore but I don't care.
She makes a lovely sandwich.
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Tue 1 Apr 2003, 2:09,
archived)
Rape me, rape me my friend
Rape me, rape me again
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
Hate me, do it and do it again
Waste me
Taste me, my friend
My favourite inside source
I'll kiss your open sores
Appreciate your concern
You'll always stink and burn
Rape me, rape me my friend
Rape me, rape me again
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'me not the only one
Rape me
Rape me
(Rape me, rape me again
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
Hate me, do it and do it again
Waste me
Taste me, my friend
My favourite inside source
I'll kiss your open sores
Appreciate your concern
You'll always stink and burn
Rape me, rape me my friend
Rape me, rape me again
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'me not the only one
Rape me
Rape me
Kaiser,
Tue 1 Apr 2003, 2:15,
archived)
.They watered down the poison in this town
They raised us wrong
They raised us strong
They raised us up with arms 10 feet long
I'm afraid we're Hansel-ed,
I'm afraid we're Cancel and Grettel-ed
I'm afraid we don't have the mettel
to make it in these woods.
The Empire State
made out of ginger cake
came crumbling down
before we had a taste.
Summer settles,
Fall faints,
Spring spreads,
Winter waits,
dusk consents,
and dawn redecorates.
Artamnesia,
Tue 1 Apr 2003, 2:22,
archived)
..With your cute little way
Will You promise that you'll save your
Kisses for me
Save all your kisses for me
Bye bye baby bye bye
Don't cry honey don't cry
Gonna walk out the door
But I'll soon be back for more
(Will You promise that you'll save your
Kisses for me
Save all your kisses for me
Bye bye baby bye bye
Don't cry honey don't cry
Gonna walk out the door
But I'll soon be back for more
beaubodor blogless,
Tue 1 Apr 2003, 2:10,
archived)
...&...Save your love my darling, save your love
For summer nights with moon and stars above
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I'll always bring you
Save your love for Roma and for me
Darling I will love you endlessly
Even though you're far away from me
I can't forget the words I told you
How it felt to love and hold you
Love like ours will last eternally
Save your love my darling, save your love
For summer nights with moon and stars above
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I'll always bring you
Save your love for Roma and for me
Even though it's been so very long
The memory of our love still lingers on
I can't wait to hold and kiss you
Don't you know how much I miss you
Darling sing for me our lovers song
Salva l'amore cara, salva l'amore
Le notte d'estate la luna l'estelle lassu
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I always bring you
Salva l'amore per Roma e per me
(La la-la la-la la-la la-la) io ti amo caro
(La-la la-la la-la la-la la-la) I love you
I can't wait to hold and kiss you
Don't you know how much I miss you
Darling, sing for me our lover's song
Save your love my darling, save your love
(Oh you know that I will)
For summer nights with moon and stars above
(Oh I love you still)
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I always bring you
Save your love for Roma and for me
(For summer nights with moon and stars above
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I'll always bring you
Save your love for Roma and for me
Darling I will love you endlessly
Even though you're far away from me
I can't forget the words I told you
How it felt to love and hold you
Love like ours will last eternally
Save your love my darling, save your love
For summer nights with moon and stars above
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I'll always bring you
Save your love for Roma and for me
Even though it's been so very long
The memory of our love still lingers on
I can't wait to hold and kiss you
Don't you know how much I miss you
Darling sing for me our lovers song
Salva l'amore cara, salva l'amore
Le notte d'estate la luna l'estelle lassu
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I always bring you
Salva l'amore per Roma e per me
(La la-la la-la la-la la-la) io ti amo caro
(La-la la-la la-la la-la la-la) I love you
I can't wait to hold and kiss you
Don't you know how much I miss you
Darling, sing for me our lover's song
Save your love my darling, save your love
(Oh you know that I will)
For summer nights with moon and stars above
(Oh I love you still)
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I always bring you
Save your love for Roma and for me
Kaiser,
Tue 1 Apr 2003, 2:13,
archived)
..Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, he wants to dance
He loves to dance, he’s got to dance
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh, I love to love
But there’s no time for our romance
No, no, no
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
The minute the band begins to swing it
He’s on his feet to dig it and dance the night away
Stop, I’m spinnin’ like a top
We’ll dance until we drop, but if I have my way
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, he wants to dance
He loves to dance, he’s got to dance
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh, I love to love
But he won’t give our love a chance
No, no, no
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Stop, I’m spinnin’ like a top
We’ll dance until we drop, but if I have my way
Some night instead of going downtown
We’ll stay at home and get down to what I’m tryin’ to say
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, he wants to dance
He loves to dance, he’s got to dance
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh, I love to love
But there’s no time for our romance
No, no, no
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
The minute the band begins to swing it
He’s on his feet to dig it and dance the night away
Stop, I’m spinnin’ like a top
We’ll dance until we drop, but if I have my way
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, he wants to dance
He loves to dance, he’s got to dance
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh, I love to love
But he won’t give our love a chance
No, no, no
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Stop, I’m spinnin’ like a top
We’ll dance until we drop, but if I have my way
Some night instead of going downtown
We’ll stay at home and get down to what I’m tryin’ to say
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, he wants to dance
He loves to dance, he’s got to dance
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh, I love to love
But he won’t give our love a chance
No, no, no
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Stop, I’m spinnin’ like a top
We’ll dance until we drop, but if I have my way
Some night instead of going downtown
We’ll stay at home and get down to what I’m tryin’ to say
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, yeah, yeah
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, yeah, yeah
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, yeah, yeah
Woo
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, yes, he does
beaubodor blogless,
Tue 1 Apr 2003, 2:16,
archived)
!I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darling you've got something I need
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
((ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darling you've got something I need
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Kallus speaks for the Spores,
Tue 1 Apr 2003, 2:20,
archived)
nopetis by the Wurzels, oo-arrr Somerset stylee kickin in th' house.
pic of band
[edit]although I did make a tune with Pwurg (my Carnival/Goth/Doom/Fairground crossover band)called 'Marrowfat Lunchbox' that ended up taking the piss out of them somewhat in an obscure manner.
(pic of band
[edit]although I did make a tune with Pwurg (my Carnival/Goth/Doom/Fairground crossover band)called 'Marrowfat Lunchbox' that ended up taking the piss out of them somewhat in an obscure manner.
Kallus speaks for the Spores,
Tue 1 Apr 2003, 2:38,
archived)
The Wurzels...I highly recommend a listen to thier newish CD 'Never mind the bullocks' if you get a chance, they've done a hillarious cover of Oasis's 'Don't look back in anger' which is top fun!
(,
Tue 1 Apr 2003, 9:58,
archived)
hahahahahahahajust what the thread needed!
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Tue 1 Apr 2003, 2:24,
archived)