Turnip.
Turn "ip"? Like a crossword clue? God I ought to be asleep...
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 12 Mar 2010, 3:52,
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I was struggling for the opposite of pi.
(and the actual crossword clue was "How to make pi in the kitchen (6)". It may be my favourite clue ever.)
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An Egg ,D,
Fri 12 Mar 2010, 3:54,
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