If the Emperor was that big, why build a Death Star?
He could just boot planets into the nearest sun.
I jest.
This is ace.
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:16,
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he couldn't see where to boot them though
what with his gammy eyes
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:17,
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Pink eye
Scott Baio gave him it.
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Double A Mud the fur cuss,
Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:19,
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Maybe the Death Star was just his big evil scrote?
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Double A Mud the fur cuss,
Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:18,
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