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*fears the evil chequered cake*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:18,
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*cowers behind Gruntfuttock in equal fear*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:19,
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Here, Archie...
I've got some marzipan-proof bio-hazard suits... quick!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:21,
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*dons suit*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:23,
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No, I've got you your own...
Tsk!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:24,
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ba...
...dum
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:24,
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;)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:26,
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*puts suit on*
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:24,
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Hail to the mighty Battenburg, King of Cakes
can't stand marzipan myself
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Chumps 👀,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:21,
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King of Cakes The UK's cheapest emetic.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:23,
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Some say marzipan is formulated with the vomit of tortured kittens
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:27,
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All we know is, it's called
The Sick....
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:28,
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cue old joke about my mum making christmas cake with tamazipan by mistake
it was a quiet christmas that year
etc
etc
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:29,
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marzipan/battenberg = win
cake joke:
"There's only one kind of cake I don't like"
"What's that?"
"Stomachache"
/coat
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:28,
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*flicks your ear*
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:31,
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get off! I need that!
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:32,
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I summon thee, evil chequered cake!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:23,
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Not even the Masons are into that sort of evil magic
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:24,
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hmmmm
that's excatly what they want us to think...*conspiracies*
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:27,
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The Illuminati invented the Chocolate Swiss Roll in 1810
Then ate far too much and became the Very Ill-uminati.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:29,
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Caaaaaaaaaake
*choral music*
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Ysol ab abl blap,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:25,
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I love this.
not so keen on pink and yellow cakes though
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Chumps 👀,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:26,
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