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(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# I agree.
They should remake Forrest Gump.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# isn't a sequel being made or something
or possibly not. I don't know. Ignore me.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# He becomes king
Reign, Forrest, Reign! (See? Double pun there. Awesome, huh?)

Then he gets assassinated, or as they call it, deforrestation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha you win The Prizes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# they couldn't make it any worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Laaf is laak uh box uv chok-o-lates.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# sounds like an Ikea product
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I thought this was Dutch at first.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# When eating a box of chocolates, I know what I'm going to get
because I pay attention to the packaging, in particular the pictoral guide to what the individual flavours are.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# this with a bell on
Still, he was a dullard, you can't expect too much of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# "My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." "
Tooth decay from too much sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Diabetes
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Exactly this. In terms of the metaphor: you can know what you are going to get in life if you read the instructions.
I hate the way that film falls into the trap of confusing the virtue of simplicity with the dubious virtue of being an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Where can I find this instruction manual?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Dammit, I knew someone would ask this...
(Er, it was a further metaphor for, um, education?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# And forethought and common sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Yes, those too. I should read the manual again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I always cry when Jenny dies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I just eat them all
because they're all chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] probably a good challenge for reposting this...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Some serious yellow snow right there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)