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# A little bit of politics

(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] plollyticks? (PEA sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Crowds of rotting corpses always go down well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# "It's an ugly planet; a FISH planet!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# haha
pololitics
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# The problem with being an anarchist, I've realised,
is that the most brutal arseholes with the best access to hefty weaponry would end up on top, after a prolonged agony of starvation, misery and grief.

So we can't just withdraw, howevermuch loathing we feel.

It ain't easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# do you get a good dental plan?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Oddly enough, yes.
I have free access to the same dental miracle-worker who caters for Tony Blair and Robbie Savage.

And I still get to throw Molotov Cocktails.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# you can still have police, welfare and general organisation in anarchy
there just aren't the individual points of accountability that form in a hierarchical system. but on the flip side- ever tried to get something done by consensus?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Do the policemen ad lib it, and enforce laws they make up themselves?
You'd think they'd arrest each other a lot, for kidnapping people.
Alternatively they could just ask people nicely to stop doing things, in which case a policeman would be anybody who likes whinging.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# given how hard it is to get consensus on anything, very probably
i once met a guy who had done security at buddhafield. the job basically involves hugging miscreants until they repent
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Ha, excellent
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:38, archived)
# That's a problem with being an anarchist surrounded by brutal arseholes.
It's alright if you're surrounded by kittens, anarchy works quite well then.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Well yes. This is exactly it.
I tried to be an anarchist for a while, until I realised how unutterably ridiculous it is.

But I will own that it's a great way to shag hippy chicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Lolitics!
Personally, I think this is far from cut and dried
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# absolutely, the labour party are clearly fuckwits that you wouldn't trust to open a tin of beans that was already half opened
however, the conservatives are tory shitcunts

Luckily I live in norn iron where we don't get a say in who runs the country anyway
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# there's only one party I;d consider voting for
and they're not running here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# lemonparty?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# nah
that's for grandads
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Battenburg Party!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# cut and damp.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# it's going to be relatively interesting this time out

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha - now I get it...
you see, the woman actually works for the Cheshire Wildlife Trust but the she was pretending to be a removal company which is obviously not the same thing - I doubt if they even have lorries with the suitable cloth wrapping to protect furniture or even bubble wrap ! hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# No you're wrong
Bob's big removal company are supporters of the Cheshire Wildlife Trust and, as such, have a poster about it up in their office.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# so......
she even put up the same poster in her office as Bobs Big Removal Company have to add to the subterfuge, just in case any of the pololiticians came in to book ?
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# I heard that Nick Clegg on the wireless this morning, avoiding answering whether or not they'd raise VAT
(I know they have to and I don't have a problem with it). He floundered, avoided the question, avoided the answer, misdirected and tried to promote soundbites.

All politicians are the same - deceitful and power-hungry. Otherwise they wouldn't be in lolotics.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Sounds like a perfect candidate for PM then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Precisely. One weasley liar or another.
One might as well mark your vote guided by who you think's got the best hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# this is the trouble
you generally have to vote for politicians


having said that, my MP was one of the only ones to make a stand against the Digital Economy Bill last night
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Huzzah!
debillitated.heroku.com/

My MP was too busy tweeting about the bloody power cut. What a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# it's the feeling of powerlessness and frustration that got me
although this looks hopeful: www.bjp-online.com/public/showPage.html?page=874087
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# The copyright law is still bollocks
has has been proven by the fact that personal photos by celebs on twitter are appearing in national newspapers as "news" when it's lazy journalism!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# i think we should move towards the italian model of parliamentary democracy.
Whoever's got the hottest wife wins. Nick Clegg would completely destroy the others
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# there are plenty of people who will base their vote on such a system
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I myself am using the "ippy dippy" method.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Ipp Dip
Dogs Shit
You are not it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:38, archived)