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(JauntyArt, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 18:48, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 18:59, archived)
# Heeeere's Tezza!!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 13 Jul 2018, 19:41, archived)
# With her polling it should have been the other way round.
(gijoel, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Forever... and ever... and ever.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 13 Jul 2018, 17:22, archived)
# click
also spooky: disappearing posts?
(horrid, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 17:27, archived)
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(horrid, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 16:32, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 16:03, archived)
#
Unlikely
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 13 Jul 2018, 16:31, archived)
# They keep holding hands though..
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 16:33, archived)
#
True. Perhaps there's more to it? Maybe she likes to feel both of his tiny hands around her wrinkled neck.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 13 Jul 2018, 18:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:25, archived)
# NATO members did agree to the 2% spending
They just did it under Obama at a meeting in Wales in 2016
Excellent Trump face, you've been a bit too kind with May though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:27, archived)
# Trump was demanding 4%, and implying that had been agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:32, archived)
# ah, he changes his numbers all the time, I only saw him talking about the 2
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:37, archived)
# i'm not sure that he knows the difference between 2 and 4
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 16:45, archived)
# 2 is what he does in his nappy, 4 is what people keep shouting at his golf course and he wishes they'd stop
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 18:21, archived)
[challenge entry] classic

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:22, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:23, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:23, archived)
# snap!
www.b3ta.com/board/11260349
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:25, archived)
# so, do you take all the pictures and we keep going?
or have you won?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] What's that Iggle Piggle? One of the Haa Hoo's is a racist?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:16, archived)
#
Haha
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 13 Jul 2018, 16:32, archived)
# Haa Hoo? Looks more like a hoohoo
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 17:53, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 18:42, archived)
# haha oh good
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 13 Jul 2018, 21:57, archived)
# No, Trump Baby,
I said “ninky-nonk”!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 22:07, archived)
# :D
(ozof, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - THE SHINING

We're taking a summer break to the Overlook Hotel and checking in to room 237.
Should be good to get away from it all, maybe we can finish off that book we've been trying to write.
Why not join us, pack your bags and remember your axe for a week of The Shining.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:10, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Jul 2018, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] the horror

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:16, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] the full picture

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:17, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] oooh, forgot about this one, from the "minimal movie poster" challenge

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:18, archived)
# nice
(horrid, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:16, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] pea
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Old pea
(I helped save b3ta! laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 17:51, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 13 Jul 2018, 21:58, archived)
# I'm awfully sorry, I can't stop


(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 14:52, archived)
# Sounds like something Hitler would say.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 14:54, archived)
#
(horrid, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:02, archived)
# hahahaha
That cover image is on my backlist actually :D
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:07, archived)
# How does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 17:56, archived)
# Boobs.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] If you went too near the edge of the chalk pit the ground would give way

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 14:42, archived)
# Sad news :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 21:57, archived)
# A good read on stool issues



Nod to Leningrad included
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 13:51, archived)
# Hahaha
It burns!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 13:52, archived)
# I imagine shitting a tombstone would hurt.
(gijoel, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 14:03, archived)
# It would RIP you open
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 14:11, archived)
# gravely wounded
(horrid, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 14:13, archived)
# Your puns are getting to be tomb utch!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 14:15, archived)
# Shitting on graves? Has he no respect for the body inturd there?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 18:00, archived)
# arf
(ozof, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 23:27, archived)
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(JauntyArt, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 12:56, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 11:54, archived)
# The photoshops are better than what actually happened
..which is often the way.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 12:02, archived)
# It would be a glorious day if the strings holding it down snapped
Sharp shooters would need to be called in to shoot down the giant Trump baby as it floated over London
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 12:09, archived)
# ...and it flew into his helicopter o.O
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 13 Jul 2018, 12:10, archived)
# Yeah that would have been fantastic if they'd "accidentally" let it go
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 12:13, archived)
# Maybe you should have called it Orange Dotard
Or Tang Caligula
(gijoel, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 12:56, archived)
#
Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 14:53, archived)
# *sympathy pat on the head*
Can't win 'em all...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] OH THE LACK OF HUMANITY!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 11:28, archived)
# oh the lack of humanity!
:D fp it.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 13 Jul 2018, 11:35, archived)
# Oh I'm gonna nick that as a title!
Ta! :)

More chance of yours getting FP'd though, that's great!

Edit: ok what do I know! Lol
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 11:35, archived)
#
It's only 35 deaths.

That's fertile ground for jokez at b3ta.

I think you is sn0wlfake.
(LokiMD, Sat 14 Jul 2018, 0:45, archived)
# Trump vs. Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. Mixed martial arts, one on one. Who'd win?
I reckon the Queen. She's a bit old but she's got experience. You don't become the oldest monarch on the planet without learning a few cagefighting tricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 11:55, archived)
# She can also fire deadly lazers from her lizard eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 12:01, archived)
# Not sure if eye lasers are allowed in MMA
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 13:41, archived)
# board is on fire today
(horrid, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 11:58, archived)
# Server room aircon packed in?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 12:00, archived)
# Nice, really sums up whole situation...
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 17:13, archived)
#
If the situation is an airship crashing with the deaths of over 30 people is the summing up you're so right.
(LokiMD, Sat 14 Jul 2018, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Mexico just bought 100,000 Baby Trump Blimps.
000 Baby Trump Blimps.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 13 Jul 2018, 11:09, archived)
# I like the guy with the smoke trail!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 11:39, archived)
# A symbiosis--the rider gets power for his transportation,
the donkey gets exercise and enjoys the scenery.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 10:24, archived)
# the SFW Rabbit on the job
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 10:39, archived)
# I love these Golden Books
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 9:20, archived)
# beetrout worst of all the insect infused river fish
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 9:37, archived)
# Hahaha this is fab
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 9:41, archived)
# but he's not dropping that trout, no matter what! :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 10:32, archived)
# I like these
(horrid, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 10:47, archived)
# me too
reminds me of a b3ta image challenge
(ozof, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Wonder if he's visiting Wales while he's over here

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 9:05, archived)
# This is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 9:12, archived)
# it all fell in to place quite nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 9:42, archived)
# You're on fire at the moment, toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 9:40, archived)
# cheers chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 9:42, archived)
# Classic
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 10:21, archived)
# "Who is number one?"
"You're a big fat number 2, ya jobby."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 11:15, archived)
# hehe :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 13:46, archived)
# Brilliant as ever
Any chance of a pea of your McGoohan sketch? I lost it in a drive crash a few years back.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 2:45, archived)
# he's not acting :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 4:27, archived)
# You have done Peter Boyle a disservice, my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 4:32, archived)
# haha--well, maybe I can atone with Putin on the Splitz
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 5:46, archived)
# he'd sooner make a horse do it for him
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 5:49, archived)
# nonetheless, he may deserve some credit as a plausible character actor
Êàêîé ãîðá?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 6:51, archived)
# FRAU BLÜCHER
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 6:56, archived)
# whinnnnnie
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 6:58, archived)
# Peter Boyle and Gene Wilder could do a much better rendition than Trump and Putin, at any rate.
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 7:04, archived)
# That's bit of a stretch
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 8:19, archived)
# *clears throat*

edit: now with added gloom
(ozof, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 8:24, archived)
# Oh this is lovely!
Thanks you and Good Morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 8:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 9:29, archived)
# I'm sure this joke has never ever been done before..........
(but I'm being mean, that's very good)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 9:41, archived)
# It's a rite of passage, an offering to the B3ta Deities
All must submit a Putin on the Ritz or great calamity shall befall us.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 11:17, archived)
# I've done it before, in fact. Just like this.
It died with b3tards, though :(
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 17:02, archived)
# fucks sakes
I actually had to sing the song before it clicked
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 13 Jul 2018, 20:09, archived)
# Congrats on FP!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 14 Jul 2018, 11:57, archived)

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