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# Chinity
(aliensquirrel, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:18, archived)
# little devil!
(aliensquirrel, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] KKK Chicken


Here's a real-life photoshop I came up with a couple of years back while I was making a cake. It's an easter chick cake decoration with an icing nozzle thing on its head. It was immediately christened 'The KKK Chicken' and me old mate Ash persuaded me to enter it (see the board yesterday).
(MadVicar, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:07, archived)
# wow
stop the compo, we have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
# I agree with Wurzel
so I colourised one monochromatic Mr. Melbern G. Glasscock, mainly for my own sick pleasure.

(Senselessleon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Yay
I love that shit
(ccc, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:10, archived)
# I find this all very impressive.
Do you do it by giving areas with the same brightness the same colour?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:17, archived)
# It's not that hard really,
If I can do it, anyone can. I literally just colour it in and the lighting seems to work all by itself.

It must be the magic pixie that lives in my computer and feeds me cheese.
(ccc, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:19, archived)
# I have no idea
ccc's is better than mine :)

but i do mine using the normal selection tools then just colorizing it bit by bit. Although I reckon you could colorize bits of different shades
(Senselessleon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:20, archived)
# I
cloured each bit seperately. Highlight a face, then colour it - highlight the hair, then colour it and so on.

Eventually I had a picture that was completely red - then I clicked on each bit and messed around with the colour balance until it looked like skin, hair, or whatever.

It took ages, but with several cans and Promenade by The Divine Comedy playing merrily in the background, it's a nice way of wasting a day.
(ccc, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:27, archived)
# I'm still very
impressed by it.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Why thank you sir,
and cheers for the FTP download.

I'm sitting staring at it as we speak and I expect you will soon be receiving several hundred emails from me ;)
(ccc, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Cor! Cheers CCC!
That is SO much fun.. Must have taken you AGES to do that. Hat's off. I have a new obsession now though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Yay! Indulgence!
By the way, do you have an mp3 of 'Look at My Enormous Eeddiiiit'?
(ccc, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:48, archived)
# I do!
Want an email? (Googling for B&W pics :))
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Yes
please. I'll pm in the tdc bb.

Thank ee.
(ccc, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# No
probs.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)
# its a bit like...
those WWI IN COLOUR FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER NOW SHOWING ON CHANNEL FIVE kind of things
(Senselessleon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:21, archived)
# The Klan go sixties pop!
(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:01, archived)
# My, is this ever the disturbing compo...
*quiver*
(Brawnfire, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:02, archived)
# And shit
too...

I don't like this compo.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Woo!

late night pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:04, archived)
# well, if we're all doing it....


The Ford Model T.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:05, archived)
# make a fnord model T!
(DeviousMiscreant, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:16, archived)
# yes! yes!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I need hummus

NOW
(smoglane!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I hear they're a right nasty bunch...
...The Cuckoo Clocks Clan.

"cuckoo. cuckoo."
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Arf!
(Indole Ring, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:01, archived)
# hehehehe
Class as much as you can say about KKK pics
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:01, archived)
# flippin' 'eck!
that'd stop you
going to sleep at 12 o'clock!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Ha ha!
It's ok, you're safe from them at 1 minute past
till 14 minutes past, 16 minutes past till 29
minutes past, 31 minutes past till 44 minutes
past, and then 46 minutes till 1 minute to :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Well that's
all right then.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:06, archived)
# watch out glaswegians
you are about to be invaded by many hundred skaters :P

Show your shit real street competition is on on sunday. look out for meee! :P
(Nells, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Anyway, i'll threadjack this....
Can you guys please check out www.AwwBless.co.uk , I think the random-image thing is now really random and I think i've gotton rid of the errors.

Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:57, archived)
# sorry
i was bored so i thought i'd post bollox :)
(Nells, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:58, archived)
# I like these kindda posts...
but only about one ever 15 mins, as it gives people a chance to do things like my threadjack.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# that sites good tho
www.u-muppet.co.uk/bless/pics/kitten/8_082103215641.gif

im sure thats a gremlin! :O
(Nells, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Yeah', I like Chaostime's work.
If that's the one your talking about...

You have to link to the page, as I couldn't allow remoting (bandwidth would go fubar)
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:02, archived)
# the
"wank it! wank it hard!" caption, hehe

looks like a gremlin. not gizmo though, one of the evil ones
(Nells, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:04, archived)
# like you asked
www.u-muppet.co.uk/bless/full.php?WoofieTheVar=78

yay

anyway this is one fine idea for a site
(1, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:00, archived)
# the site looks pretty good to me
But you might want to have a look at it in mozilla or firebird because the bit at the top with the black kitten doesn't render quite right
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Cheers,
This is going to sound stupid (esspech as i've been developing for about 5 years), but is Netscape Mozilla ?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:02, archived)
# kind of
Recent versions of netscape are based on the mozilla codebase. Mozilla is a browser in it's own right though, kind of like netscape without the corporate crap. Firebird is a cut down version of mozilla, but ises the same rendering engine. Firebird and mozilla are available from www.mozilla.org, and I think a test on one will apply to the other. Not entirely sure if that test would also apply to netscape.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Cheers,
I think i've sorted it out all all now...

I used to just make the td's width = 1, I didn't realise I had to make = the correct width of the image.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Fixed it
but accidently just killed www.U-MUPPET.co.uk by uploading the 'head' to the wrong dir.

Arss Cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:06, archived)
# that looks better!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:09, archived)
# looks pretty good to me
greatly woo
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:02, archived)
# hah
it's like ratemykitten only with fluffiness
(1, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:11, archived)
# hehe, that's my ovbouse
inspiration.

Only I prefer the way I've done the way my one looks/works.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:52, archived)
# That's
rather good.

P.S. Kittens
(Indole Ring, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha !
look at him !

linky borked , linky now worky !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:56, archived)
# awwww
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:58, archived)
# yay!
And look: more kittens!

/more spam, 'cos it's new and improved
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# I love the Kittenator.
Even though it has the same name as one of the files on my hard drive.

(Indole Ring, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:04, archived)
# AYE AM A MASHEEN!!!
(Harry, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:05, archived)
# wow
thats cool
(Nells, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:06, archived)
# heh
I did a board search for kittenator, and was surprised to see the word hadn't been used on b3ta more.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:07, archived)
# That's great!
Just wondering, when you od a googlism of your name, do you have to use the first picture that comes up or what?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:55, archived)
# yeah
the only freedom is how you split it up - you're meant to use the first loadable pic that the seach returns
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Ahh, thanks
I'm gonna have to do it somethign other than "stick" + "figure" + "ninja" because they're completely shit, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:58, archived)
# scuse me...
but what is all this googleism of ur name business?

ur weapon of choice video was sweet by the way
(DeviousMiscreant, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:00, archived)
# doa b3ta search for 'googlist'
and see :)

b3ta.com/board/1306065
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:03, archived)
# You google image search for your user name
in bits, take the first results that come back, then put them together to make a picture.

thanks
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:04, archived)
# hahahah I searched google for googlist just to see
and it asked if I meant googlism :)

Although fair doos, the second link is the very first googlist I did.
the first links is NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:06, archived)
# the pics are all shit part from the first
(DeviousMiscreant, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:10, archived)
# of course those with/out safe search may have slightly different results.
And the results will change over time, so it's hard to keep it all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# OOo
safe search, good idea.

Seriously though, there's not much, or indeed anything, i could do with this this and this
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:02, archived)
# 2 parts could be 'stick fig' and 'ure ninja'
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:04, archived)
# nowt for "ure ninja"
I remeber why I haven't done one yet.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:16, archived)
# yes :)
(it's a googlist perspective really too)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Mighty Fnord!
Is there *any* way to just split my name into two?..
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# 'collat' and 'allie sisters' maybe
you don't have to use ""
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Ah!
The " may be my downfall! Off I trot :) Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Apparently so.
I had a wicked picture of a tree as second
picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:58, archived)
# splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:55, archived)
# alright fella :)
dicing with electrics later , I might die !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:57, archived)
# morning!
Don't die, there's a good chap.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:58, archived)
# I'll
try me best not to !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:58, archived)
# I suppose
we can't ask more than that!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:02, archived)
#
x x
---
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:03, archived)
# heh
I've only just understood that! Ah well, it was nice knowing you. :O)
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] if a picture paints a 1000 words . . . . .

then a faked book cover doesnt even come close!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Well

I don't much like this week's compo so I'm
playing with colourising monochrome images
instead. It's a bit fluffier.
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# That's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# prob'ly been done before

(Senselessleon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:42, archived)
# If it has
I havent seen it
edit- w/y/h
(Squid Bunty, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:42, archived)
# neither have i
beau selectré
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Hmmm,
then maybe I should have posted it a bit later in the day >.<
(Senselessleon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Going to Antigua -
Be back in a week.

Byeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:29, archived)
# have fun
don't forget my present
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Jamaica....
...sorry wrong gag.

Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# It is my birthday on
Tuesday. I'm going to be 23. I've enjoyed being 22, so much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)
# 23's good too
24's a bit weak, but 25 and 26 are OK. Still assessing 27.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)
# 17 seems to be better than 16,
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:44, archived)
# ,
(1, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)
# 15?
www.b3ta.com/board/158489
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)
# it's better than that.
and i probably should have applied for the porter job. except they probably wouldn't have given it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Have A Fast Time!!!!!!
My Mum Went To Antigua And All She Brought Me Was This Stupid Speedcore!!!!!
(DJ FISHEEP, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:39, archived)
# speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedcore
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)
# dress up like a pirate!
they had actual pirates there too!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Instructions For Use
(hiccup *cough*, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Thats a bit more like it
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:27, archived)
# now that
i like. a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Thats unfair.
The Klan is an unfortunate symtpom of a fucked up society. Prevention is the best cure- Nuke America.
(clitasaurus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:30, archived)
# and everywhere else
at the same time

bring back dinosaurs!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# yay
!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Best
yet.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Archive footage showed that Tony..


was slightly right of centre
(Geebo, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Nicely done
Quality shoppage
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:28, archived)
# That
is nice work.
(hiccup *cough*, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] lynch you I will, hmmm?
clickbigcfb
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# That is quality
Is he fighting the darkie?
(clitasaurus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:25, archived)
# For once you light the flaming cross...
...consume it the flames will, like they did its father, the oak tree.
(I helped save b3ta! geekchic, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:29, archived)
# the Dark Lord
of the South?
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# That was done yesterday
and tragically wasn't frontpaged! Woosome idea though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:31, archived)
# was it? bollocks...
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:32, archived)
# had to get it out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# that made me
larf! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# hehe, lol.


For a 1.5MB Gif file, that is rather geeky (CC:G), but I like it: www.planetcnc.com/images/photo/index.asp?id=437649
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# I actually loaded that
fucking pointless image.
yeesh!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Really?
cool
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:43, archived)
# I have no idea why I am looking at a circling plane.
do tell
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:05, archived)
# We have lift off
Woooooooo
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Col+latal+lie+S+Isters=
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Just about the most odd thing i've seen
ever.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Muh?
/confused
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:25, archived)
# morning
i think it's googlism at work
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Googlism
With my name split into five.. Impossible
to just do it into two :(
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:28, archived)
# well, duh!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Tha's really very clever
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:29, archived)
# woo!
these should be collected up
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:29, archived)
# damn
that bloke flying across screen with penis out has put me off my early morning wank
(Seanyk0, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] The New York authorities chose not to shortlist the KKK's submission for the rebuilding of the World Trade Center
(I helped save b3ta! geekchic, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:19, archived)
# Wrong for so many reasons
;)
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Amerikkka's twin towers
George W Bush has killed more Black Americans than the Klan.
(clitasaurus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 11:21, archived)
# I can see you are struggling to get on the Hell Express
No need to push. There's plenty of room : )
As I was browsing, I was just waiting to see someone work in the WTC somehow. Good work.
(pugget, Wed 27 Aug 2003, 8:20, archived)

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