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# Anyone feel they're in a dead end job?

Cecil here has.

Morning :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# ?
whu?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Have you ever had a job you like?
.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:26, archived)
# being told to make a pyramid from
cardboard in year three. that was a great job.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# nope.
you?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# No
But I now have the responsibility of "supervising" 40 call centre monkeys.

The idle fucks.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Speaking as a call centre monkey
I resemble that remark.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# I've worked in McD's
.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)
# you poor, poor man...
I was in McDs yesterday (Mrs Vulga ia laughing as she was there and knows I'm going to rant about it)...
Not only were we served by the most irritatingly mong-like creature, who said the vege-burger would take "about 3 minutes" and he would "bring it out to us". But also, I had my shoes mopped... TWICE by a different uber-mong. 15 minutes later, I go up to the counter and ask where the fuck the vege-burger is... He said "Did I serve you?" I couldn't be arsed talking with him any more, so he fucks off and hides whilst the duty manager comes out and gives Mrs V her money back. What a bunch of

sorry to repost so soon, but I have to use this every time I get pissed off at something.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# i waited
half an hour for a hot dog once.

then they had the nerve to charge me.
needless to say I wrote a mightily annoyed letter to them and the gave me some free stuff.

yay!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)
# If you have to wait
ask them how long it'll be.
If it takes longer than they say then complain, they'll usually give you soem free stuff then, so always ask how long it'll take if they ask you to wait.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)
# the guy said 5 minutes
after half an hour in macdonalds though i couldn't be bothered to argue on the spot.
they're all cunts anyway.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)
# When i worked there
i was working with, mostly, a bunch of idiots.
I worked there for a year and never once saw anyone else was their hands before going to work in the kitchen.
The managers are the worst of the lot though.

*takes deep breaths*
I will not start ranting about the bitch who was in charge, who once had one of her firends there take a fake tenner, and isntead of logging it she pinned it to the notice board in the office, then a month later when we had a new girl working there put it in with her till takings and tried to blame her for it.
Luckily one of the other managers was a decent bloke and noticed what she'd done.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)
# sounds
like a rant to me :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)
# That's just
one thing, out of a sea of things that make it the most terrible place to work.
I think i ended up working a 13.5 hour shift there once, becuase the manager fucked up the shifts and it would of been just two people working there one evening if i left.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)
# the utter
fucktards... At least they paid more than the Sony Centre I was working at. Oh and that Fatboy Slim animation is fucking top! :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Woo!
that rocks!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)
# you went to mcdonalds
your crime is also your punishment ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)
# this
is very true
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
# indeed
get yourself a nice fresh sarnie from the place down the road, much nicer!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Help us Moby Wan Kenobi
You're our only hope

Biggus Clickus

(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:20, archived)
# your dirty repost monkey
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Me?
I've been trying to post this (with little success) for an hour.

Turns out my firewall wouldnt let me see it this end.

Sorry.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# well sort it out!
Morning :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# A-Good Mornin to you too
And look-see up dere.

Sorted.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# woo
Big Woo to you, young padowan
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
i laughed at that... ahh
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# woo pic
has anyone done obi klan kenobi yet
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Once Intel realised he was a coloured, he was finished
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# That
head looks too KKKish for my liking!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Uhh...
Duh. That's the point, you knob.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Remember, kids
Klu Klux Kock says responsible klanners never go in without their gym hat

(Yes, new graphics tablet, first thing I drew, it shows :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# hee hee
woo to comedy cocks : )
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# First ever googlism

smo-gla-ne but i chucked the shark in for fun
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Yo
What's a googlism?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Go into google images and search for the different parts in your screename and make a pic from them
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# cr+aig+us+maxi+mus googlism
I'm nowhere near a print shop, but I'll give you a preview, so far I've got a fit lady, a map of the USA, a mouse, a sign for normandie and a tower block. Let's stick em together and what do you get??
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Perfect for fetching in water. And so lovely!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)
# fetching fetching fetching
you said fetching yes! not felching!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# felching
Crazy past time, not something I'd participate in mind you
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# that means "sucker!"?
:)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Thought I'd see how long one of these would take me

turns out about 30 minutes.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)
# meow
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)
# Fab!
Love it!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Can I blather on about
how amazed I was about your Stickman Slim anim...

(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)
# I don't see
why not.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# FUCKING AMAZING
see kept it short
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# What he said
very impressed!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# I've run out of ways to say thank you now
so you'll have to settle for a simple "thanks".
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:20, archived)
# suck up
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Look
anything that distracts me long enough to stop thinking about norks....damn...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
#
I've had my portion of norks for today
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Any
going spare?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# oh
"you're so great, I love you, can I have your babies" lickass
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Hmmm
day shift wit
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# true
I need to do something to humour myself!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
# wow!
how did you do that?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Copy skin to own layer
insert tiger texture layer
match to skin layer area
dupliacte skin
desaturare
multiply
hardlight 60%
tweak brightness countrast
increase texture stauration
cut out hair
colour overlay
tweak opacity
cut out lips
tweak opacity
cut out eyes.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Now try that on your own face
using scissors rather than tattyslop.

It was an experience like that one that got me struck off the Oregon Board of Cosmetic Surgeons and forced me to run for my life back to England.

(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# yeah, same for me...
except it involved sellotape and small bulgarian slaves
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# That'll teach you do it on the cheap.
You want the taller, more expensive Bulgarians.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# yeah.. true...
but the small ones were so cute!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Thunder Thunder
Thundercats are woo!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# this one's better

clicky
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# repost
I thought you weren't allowed to repost??
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)
# It's my thread
i'll do what i like.
Anyone got a problem with that, bring it on!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# not got a problem
Still trying to work out the rules. Cause I keep getting told off!!!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Starting a new thread
just for a repost isn't liked.
People tend to repost in replies to threads, if the repost is related to the original picture in the thread, but as long as it isn't done with every single chance you get, just occasionally, otherwise the board would be lfooded by reposts.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# thanks
Thankyou sire. Now I get it
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Don't annoy him
He's a ninja, he might flip out
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# ok
I'll remember that for now, the last thing I need is some crazy assed stick ninja after me. Please accept my apologies Mr Ninja!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# He can slip
right between the pixels on your screen
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:20, archived)
# I can,
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Woo
That's sweet mate, I can't wait to learn Teach me?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)
# He is
because he's not real.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Did that
just shrink?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# either that or my eyes went small
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I forgot to
width tag it, so it wouldn't take up too much space, and put a link to the full size one in.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# People are always saying that.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Mmmm
chevron flavour.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Dang
and tarnation!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# start another one,
i'll do this post to get you on your way.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# OK, thanks
but that was almost entirely natural formation.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# so
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# But it seems
to be working
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Now that I
think about it
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# I'm not really sure
how to do these
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Now why
didn't that work?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)
# It would take me about 15 seconds by traditional means
but the human bit would be a lot uglier and the tiger would kill me straight after.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Inman
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooh
the irony : )
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahahahah
hahahahahaha. I like that!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# don't you go to near them!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
# oooooooooooh
now, I like that a lot. well, I wouldn't want to keep one as a pet, but the trees are quite lovely...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Yeek!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Lu+ka+sm=Googlism


(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:47, archived)
# thats actually
quite spiffing.

I've thought about googling me but i only have 2 syllabals (i cant spell) in my name :(
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:50, archived)
# I tried
googling Luk+asm but the pictures were a bit dull... so I tried Lu+kasm but still a bit crap.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)
# I've only tried
with jade+viper and that was unsurprisingly dull
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# st gets me a skull and crossbones
and ev gets me lots of geeky things

*techno-pirate*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:47, archived)
# good
but done before...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:48, archived)
# sorry
already been done old chap.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:48, archived)
# .
dammit
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Where's the original photo?
Very good photo for that time.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)
# I searched for
"pickelhaube" on google mirages
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Klu Klux Knieval

Will now attempt to jump over Martin Luther King in a steam roller.
(must be done if not i'm so sorry) (first post and piccy!)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:45, archived)
# That can't possibly have been done before you loon!
woo and welcome

psst - Knievel!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)
# hang on a minute
he's not going to jump is he?
run Martin, run!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:48, archived)
# I second what Kitten said
hello, and welcome. pull up a kitten (that's a kitten and not Kitten...) and deposit your soul in the box by the door.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:48, archived)
# I just started singing
'whoah-ooh, you've got the best of my norks'
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:50, archived)
# I feel honoured
to be an inspiration : )
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
# do you have norks?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)
# and people call me obsessed...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:50, archived)
# it's a valid question
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
# i do
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
# does who
have norks wait what are norks... ooooh i c i think, no
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:51, archived)
# norks are
g( o )( o )d
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)
# norks are
the female equivalent of moobs
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)
# only
much much nicer
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# that depends
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)
# even the
nicest of moobs aren't as good as the worst of norks...

and of course on b3ta with all the women being babes, the norks are all splendid
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)
# well
if you had some strange and sick fetish for moobs then you might beg to differ.
that said i dont so I'll agree with you on the whole 'norks are better' thing.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# norks
are definitely better. I'm glad we agree on that : )
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I knew there was something going on with those pyramid bags.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)
# well done
that rocks
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# KKKyewl
Excellent. Made me giggle.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# LOL
Nice shoppage
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:48, archived)
# hehehe
hohoho
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:48, archived)
# My god
a compo entry that's actually funny.

have a woo and a brace of yays.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# a brace of yays?
I wonder what the collective noun for woos should be.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Topical, if a little crap in the execution....
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
# hahahahahaha
LOL

Nicely done
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
# hah hah hah hah!!
wonderful!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)
# snarf
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# hahahahahah
hahahahahaha...

cunts
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)
# hooray for bollywood
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:29, archived)
# got very bored and went mad


mwahahahahahaha fear me
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Hmm, something about fearing squirrels. I've heard something like that before...
I really wish I'd finish that site
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:29, archived)
# mad indeed!
reminds me of a Mr Ptotatohead I made ages ago using my own bodyparts...

afternoon all.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Aye. Afternoon.
My head feels like someone did..bad stuff to it..
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:30, archived)
# need it
kissed better?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Yes please :(
Then I'll crawl back into bed for a while (I only meant to nip back for a quick shower!)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:33, archived)
# drink lots
of water and take two paracetamol. then snuggle yourself down preferably with norks for pillows. you'll feel a lot better.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# I think I'll try that.
I'll probably be on in the wee hours of the morning, rambling drunkily. Bye.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
# I just cant seem to manage to read what your saying
I keep looking at your norks
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:39, archived)
# but
you can't even see them!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# thats what you think
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:45, archived)
# look
I may be sitting here with no top on, but my webcam's switched off just now...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)
# tease.
that is all.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)
# I don't tease
I have a webcam and I have norks. if you want to see, just ask.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Hooray!
I want one.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 12:32, archived)

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