cock cookies

made for my wang warming party to celebrate my genital piercings being fully healed.
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:44, More)

*CLICK*

uhoh i can't find the thumbnail! well my last image 3 images where smaller than the RFS* so nuh - *recommended file size
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:42, More)

mini real zen

( mongychops, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:22, More)

I'm feeling it . . .

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:19, More)

I done this over a year and a half ago
With B3ta in my mind...obviously!


(puggs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:11, More)

I been cooking steaks

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:21, More)

ZOMG! I have been cooking cupcakes!

It's obviously an angry elephant's face.
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:09, More)

I cooked these on the barbeque
and they are real


Edit: This picture is unshopped, they really sell these buggers in shops!
www.littleboys.co.nz/
Site is safe, don't worry
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:48, More)

Niaom!
An old one, but a damn fine cake none the less!


( TomOz, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:10, More)

Bindun?

Directions
Wash& dry the duck inside and out.
Rub salt into the cavity.
Put Duck on a large plate spoon the vodka over the duck& rub all over, turn the duck and make sure you rub the vodka all over the bird Leave it for 4 hours.
Dissolve the honey in the water and rub all over the duck.
Do not miss any area Truss the bird and tie a cord around it's neck and hang it in front of an electric fan Leave it to dry for at least 4 hours.
Preheat oven to 375f.
Place the ginger inside the duck.
Place duck on a rack in a pan with water in it.
The duck must be well above the water.
Cook for 30 minutes then turn heat down to 300F degrees and continue roasting for about 1 hour.
Turn heat up to 375f and continue roasting until skin is crisp and brown all over.
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:11, More)

mmm crackling

( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 15 Jun 2008, 9:03, More)

Mista-cakes

I don't think my project will be finished in time to enter the challenge properly. So just have this.
It is a collection of mistakes piled together.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 14:13, More)

Cock's IS a plurel!!


With apologies for the tenuous link to cooking, I just wanted to take the piss out of our mate Smimon a bit more!!
(Ollie Harvey raped my grandad was fingered by an elephant on.., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 22:05, More)

^but i only did that, so i (semi) legitimately could post these fanny lemons

(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 19:27, More)

Cock with wine
perhaps too lame, but popular in France
NFSW


Click for bigger (68KB)
( Le Snoet, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 15:23, More)

it may look like sick,
but my haggis pasty with whisky cream sauce was luuuuurrrrly

( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:24, More)

one day someone's going to market a progammable toaster that can do this


any Dragons out there want to back me?
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:42, More)

Pac-Man Pizza (how predictable)

Click for greasy hugeness of the cheese pizza with herb-pile eye and line of jaffas for pills. (jaffas are australian sweets)

Taken a few years back, but seeing as I've de-lurked after 5 years lurking it ain't a pearoast.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 4:32, More)

Look, a knob shaped like a cayke:

original MNSFW for them that's curious what it was on about below

( ..wil, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:43, More)

so not worth the hassle of resizing =P


but compo entry of willy sweeties =]
( Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:25, More)