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It's the simplest image challenge ever: visualise the punchlines to jokes. And that's it.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:04)
Awful Compo Entry
(bit late i know)
Who is the king of Kleenex?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:25, More)
please tell me this hasn't been done...
because it's crap. pure filth.
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:06, More)
a bernard manning joke, i believe
this compo is shite, isn't it?
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:50, More)
A quick one, then I'm off to do some w*rk.
And if you don't get it, here's the previous moment.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:32, More)
cor!
Apologies i'm not wasting a thread on this reposted compo entry
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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:26, More)
Well, the challenge did say make the image just the punchline...
...so hopefully this isn't too obscure?! Perhaps a better source pic wouldhave helped?
(, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:35, More)
Noah is going about his business one day, when suddenly god descends from the heavens in a clash of thunder!
N: Oh lord! What can I do for you on this beautiful day?
G: Noah, you are my most trusted servant. I want you to build me.... ANOTHER ARK!
N: Of course my lord! It will be done!
G:but... this time, instead of having one floor, I want an ark with 20 floors.
N: won't be a problem my lord. Do you want me to fill it with 2 of every animal like last time?
G:no. This time, I want you to fill it with fish.
N:fish?
G:Yes. In particular, carp.
N:er... right, so let me just clarify. You want me to build an ark.
G:Yes.
N:and you want it to have 20 floors?
G:That's correct.
N:And you want me to fill it with carp?
G:That's what I said.
N:but...why?
G:Well Noah, I just wanted to see you build....
wait for it....
*runs*
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Damien's Hearse, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:25, More)
Punchlines (This challenge is now closed)It's the simplest image challenge ever: visualise the punchlines to jokes. And that's it.
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Awful Compo Entry
(bit late i know)
Who is the king of Kleenex?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:25, More)
please tell me this hasn't been done...
because it's crap. pure filth.
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 19:06, More)
a bernard manning joke, i believe
this compo is shite, isn't it?
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 16:50, More)
A quick one, then I'm off to do some w*rk.
And if you don't get it, here's the previous moment.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:32, More)
cor!
Apologies i'm not wasting a thread on this reposted compo entry
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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 14:26, More)
Well, the challenge did say make the image just the punchline...
...so hopefully this isn't too obscure?! Perhaps a better source pic wouldhave helped?
(, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:35, More)
Noah is going about his business one day, when suddenly god descends from the heavens in a clash of thunder!
N: Oh lord! What can I do for you on this beautiful day?
G: Noah, you are my most trusted servant. I want you to build me.... ANOTHER ARK!
N: Of course my lord! It will be done!
G:but... this time, instead of having one floor, I want an ark with 20 floors.
N: won't be a problem my lord. Do you want me to fill it with 2 of every animal like last time?
G:no. This time, I want you to fill it with fish.
N:fish?
G:Yes. In particular, carp.
N:er... right, so let me just clarify. You want me to build an ark.
G:Yes.
N:and you want it to have 20 floors?
G:That's correct.
N:And you want me to fill it with carp?
G:That's what I said.
N:but...why?
G:Well Noah, I just wanted to see you build....
wait for it....
*runs*
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Damien's Hearse, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 12:25, More)