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sex-up literature

Sales are plummeting, apart from 50 Shades of Grey, which has been the saviour of book stores everywhere. The answer is obvious: literature needs to be sexier for it to survive. Your job this week is to make it so. Challenge suggested by Paul_P.

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(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:43, More)
# it's quick and shit, but it's all i've got
also, i'm not sure if it actually was a book, so i'll not compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:27, More)
# The Dark Knight Rises


If watchmen is literature, then so's this.
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# Also!


That isnt what it looks like either, its this: ekkopriyo73.typepad.com/blog/2012/11/butt-mug.html
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:14, More)
# Compo !
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# woof

(I helped save b3ta! qster, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 14:26, More)
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(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 13:45, More)
# Mustabindun

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# couldn't resist this compo

(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 6:31, More)
# The 50ft woman (a.k.a. 'Thunderchild') strikes back

bonus colour version
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# got gooch? (Optimized for tablets - right click, Open, for fullfuck..imjussayin)
Open for fullfuck..imjussayin)


spotify:track:48DGzfvR2aWuAHcGfjFjEb (Oh by Ciara)
spotify:track:5KUytH3VG7o3FgGrWb9JO7 (Now I'm Here (Live) by Queen)
54:00
www.b3ta.com/links/Queen_live_at_Wembley_Stadium_12_07_1986_Saturday_25th_Anniversary_Edition
best sustenance for a swine?










spotify:track:3DT5M9Pm8hgZw8Geqp8YLF (One Vision (Live) by Queen)
spotify:track:35rrLi8NY1BVhgS5rxnLn1 (Tie Your Mother Down (Live) by Queen)

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(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:14, More)
# hmm.

didn't even need to change the cover.
(Phlipers is an incredibly snide pun on my real name, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 23:09, More)
# profound...

(Nitrous Nitrous, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 20:56, More)
# Haha. Just going to plonk mine under yours!

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# He loves a Happy Ending.

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(orbojunglist, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:22, More)
# ha ha ha

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