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what would jesus do?

Put Jesus in an interesting scenario, like a news story, some advertising or an historical event and try and second guess his actions.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:35)
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# Now then now then
I have here a letter which reads:
"dear Jesus, please can you fix it for me to rise from the dead?"
signed, Lazarus aged 32...


(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 19:29, More)
# Surely he would be next in line?

(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 19:25, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 19:21, More)
# he would publish

of course
(yancam i can see by my watch, it's, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 19:08, More)
# Anyone for Soundgarden?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 19:01, More)
# Well, he'd be awesome in Baywatch

plus there's all them tits :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 19:01, More)
# WWJD for a living...?

(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 19:01, More)
# He'd get rid of scum who destroy peace in his name.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 19:00, More)
# WWJD: If he was painted by Cassius Marcellus Coolidge?
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(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 18:58, More)
# I didn't want to be left out....

(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 18:55, More)
# Hanging 10 on the sea of Galilee!
Surfs up Jebus!



Never knew I had so much Jesus in me brain!
Here are my other's in case anyone cares:
Abbey Road
Magic fun, Jesus style
Feeding of the 5,000
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 18:55, More)
# He'd wobble

(Christopher Martin-Jenkins, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 18:52, More)
# He'd make a great flatmate

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 18:46, More)
# bindun?


Apologies for everything...
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 18:41, More)
# Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 18:29, More)
# WWJD...If he was a TV detective?









(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 18:26, More)
# He would be a super salesman
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Guaranteed for life
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 18:25, More)
# maybe if he was a bit more fucking pro-active


we would have some repect for the lazy cunt

(and maybe if he was smaller in this image it wouldn't look like he was paddling at skeggy...)

apols for crapness

'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 18:22, More)
# Well, I assume he's pretty good at diagnosing the symptoms...

(aurora-borealis went to the market..., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 18:21, More)
# You silly plucker


Tweesus is Love
(Wrighty, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 18:20, More)
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