My car has never hit a fox so hard and got so fucked that it was unable to move for 3 hours.
My car can drive over leaves.
My car can drive through a moderate amount of water.
My car is capable of navigating faulty signals.
My car doesn't have a shit sitting in the back seat constantly trying to flog me mars bars.
My car's wifi doesn't need all my passengers to provide their email only to grind to halt at select times and then have me email them stuff about how great I am.
Fuck trains, fuck trains..fucking, fuck trains!
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 5 Jan 2018, 9:32,
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Trains can drive over leaves.
Trains can drive through a moderate amount of water.
Trains can be navigated through faulty signals.
Just saying.
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Fucking pedant. With all three it takes some early or late afternoon safety committee comprised of fluorescent orange rail goblins to decide on it though...in the car you just close your eyes hit the accelerator and 9 times out of 10 it works out ok.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 5 Jan 2018, 13:55,
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