What?! You can hear the ladies fart and plop?
How terribly frightful!
( , Thu 10 May 2018, 17:51, Share, Reply)
How terribly frightful!
( , Thu 10 May 2018, 17:51, Share, Reply)
everyone just declares themselves a bloke for the duration of their ablution
there's nothing more blokey than farting and plopping, after all - works a treat. maybe we should all just revert to being toddlers, times were much simpler back then when we were all just tiny drunk people.
edit: i just hope that when all of this is resolved that we can finally put to bed the seat up/seat down argument. just agree that everyone has to put down both the seat and the lid when done.
( , Thu 10 May 2018, 18:16, Share, Reply)
there's nothing more blokey than farting and plopping, after all - works a treat. maybe we should all just revert to being toddlers, times were much simpler back then when we were all just tiny drunk people.
edit: i just hope that when all of this is resolved that we can finally put to bed the seat up/seat down argument. just agree that everyone has to put down both the seat and the lid when done.
( , Thu 10 May 2018, 18:16, Share, Reply)
I can't see why anyone would ever leave the lid up on a toilet.
If you're as clumsy as me, an open bowl of water with a pipe to the sewer is an accident waiting to happen.
( , Thu 10 May 2018, 18:56, Share, Reply)
If you're as clumsy as me, an open bowl of water with a pipe to the sewer is an accident waiting to happen.
( , Thu 10 May 2018, 18:56, Share, Reply)
before i became familiar with this concecpt
i once stumbled into a bathroom half awake with out turning the light on and let loose expecting to hear the sweet sound of water hitting water and instead experiencing splashed shins and much mopping up
( , Thu 10 May 2018, 19:10, Share, Reply)
i once stumbled into a bathroom half awake with out turning the light on and let loose expecting to hear the sweet sound of water hitting water and instead experiencing splashed shins and much mopping up
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