Dear Santa
You never answer, but I thought i'd try again this year. I think Prancer had a chance there, to become your number one reindeer. You really should have given Rudoplh the sack, once you found out he'd betrayed the whole pack. Yet another example of an unelected leader, given powers to abuse with no oversight. He was busy stealing roof lead as you went around all night.
Contaminated by him, kids presents came with extra lead. And all you did was keep hush so China was blamed instead.
Signed. P.F.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:41,
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