I've just added "pork mortar" and "ham cannon" to my list of euphemisms.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:44,
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ha ha :D How about "Custard Thrusta"?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:45,
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Bleurgh.
Custard should only ever be made as one step on the road to ice-cream.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 14:52,
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Or prior to its use during sex..
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:49,
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