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This is a normal post Quick, I need a joke about an electron microscope to impress a girl!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post "perhaps we can find your clitoris with this electron microscope"

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too saucy.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Erm...
ok, how about "Oddly, the only thing you can't see with this is milk, because it's pasturised before you know it" ?

Best I can do under this pressure.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmmm.....

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I should have warned you, I don't often manage to imress girls.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've gone with :-
Careful which way you point it, you might de-rez and end up in an electron light cycle.
This will not get me sex.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!!
It's funny cos it's a Tron reference!!!!

No, probably no sexyteims for you.

Of course, asking her out may work better...
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't tell me,
Too cheesy...
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a 5 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears
Any old joke will do after that
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:08, , Reply)