Zombie Prank
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:39,
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when it says, to be continued
will that be in ER, after the cops come along and shoot him?
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:47,
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zombies don't run...wanker
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:53,
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They do in 28 days later and in that raped version of WWZ
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:29,
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What a dick
People aren't running cos they think he's a zombie, they're running cos some twat covered in blood is running at them.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 11:59,
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I'm sorry if some random ran at me, I'd run.
I just guess he was lucky he didn't pull the "prank" on a prior victim of assault/rape who'd probably run into the path of a car to escape.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 12:30,
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Years Ago
I told a story in QOTW. Long story short.
I was at the pictures watching a horror movie double-bill. In the intermision, the snacks girl came out to serve the punters. A strapping lad wandered down and bought two Cornettos. As he was heading back to his seat A Zombie staggered out of the fire-exit straight into laddo's path. He stood there, a Cornetto in each hand and stared at this blood soaked apparition that was moaning in front of him. Then he screamed like a girl and booted the Zombie right in the nads.
Turned out it was a student dressed as a Zombie to advertise the next weeks gore-fest...
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:02,
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This long story short is still pretty long
Could you rewrite it into a haiku?
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:45,
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He threw his book at him.
Ah, kids these days.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:16,
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