Years Ago
I told a story in QOTW. Long story short.
I was at the pictures watching a horror movie double-bill. In the intermision, the snacks girl came out to serve the punters. A strapping lad wandered down and bought two Cornettos. As he was heading back to his seat A Zombie staggered out of the fire-exit straight into laddo's path. He stood there, a Cornetto in each hand and stared at this blood soaked apparition that was moaning in front of him. Then he screamed like a girl and booted the Zombie right in the nads.
Turned out it was a student dressed as a Zombie to advertise the next weeks gore-fest...
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:02,
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This long story short is still pretty long
Could you rewrite it into a haiku?
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 14:45,
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