Regarding your number 7 there...
...I suggest you see Doug Stanhope's bit about filling kids up with false hope in the States. It might not be fully accurate but it's funny nonetheless.
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:43,
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